Maya Hee Puns (15)
1. I heard Maya Hee is opening a new Japanese restaurant. It will be called Sush-Hee!
2. Did you hear about Maya Hee’s new clothing line? It’s called Hee Couture.
3. Maya Hee recently got into gardening. Her specialty is growing heebie jeebies.
4. I asked Maya Hee if she wanted to go bowling but she said, “No thanks, that’s not really my thing.” So I said, “Come on, just give it a Hee-url.”
5. Maya Hee threw a big party last night. It got pretty wild but everything is okhee now.
6. Maya Hee loves taking photos. She’s always saying “Hee-cheese!” whenever she takes a picture.
7. I heard Maya Hee is starring in a new superhero movie called Wonder Hee.
8. Did you hear about Maya Hee’s new album? It’s filled with hip heebop beats.
9. Maya Hee recently opened a boutique that sells high-end scarves. It’s called Heecycles.
10. I asked Maya Hee if she wanted to grab lunch but she said she already ate. I guess she wasn’t feeling hee-ngry.
11. Maya Hee loves hosting tea parties. She calls them her hee-dos.
12. Maya Hee is an incredible baker. She can whip up a soufflee in just a hee-jiffy.
13. I heard Maya Hee is writing a book about herbs and spices. It will be called Flavor En-hee-cers.
14. Did you hear Maya Hee is learning Arabic? She’s been studying her Hee-brews.
15. Maya Hee loves skydiving. She calls it the ultimate hee-rush.
Maya Hee One-Liners (15)
16. Maya Hee is so funny, she should change her name to Maya Haha.
17. What do you call Maya Hee when she skips down the street? Maya Whee!
18. Maya Hee loves her morning coffee. You could say she runs on Hee-feine.
19. Maya Hee is so stylish, she makes heed-turners look chic.
20. Maya Hee is so enthusiastic, she puts the hee in “woo-hee!”
21. What do you call Maya Hee when she gets injured? Maya Ouch-hee!
22. Maya Hee loves baking Halloween treats. She makes the spookiest hee-cupcakes.
23. How does Maya Hee stay so positive? She focuses on the hee-half full glass.
24. Why does Maya Hee love high heels? They make her feel hee-levated.
25. What’s Maya Hee’s favorite exercise? Jumping hee-jacks!
26. How does Maya Hee make an entrance? She arrives in hee-style.
27. Why is Maya Hee so good at hide and seek? She’s a master of hee-ding.
28. What do you call Maya Hee when she gets stuck in traffic? Maya Grr-hee.
29. How does Maya Hee stay calm in stressful situations? She takes deep hee-breaths.
30. Why does Maya Hee love the winter? She’s all about bundling up hee-nzy.
Best Maya Hee Jokes (25)
31. Last week Maya Hee entered a pie baking contest. She was feeling pretty confident until she saw the other pies. Then she thought, “Oh sheesh, there’s some stiff hee-mpetition here.”
32. Yesterday Maya Hee was hanging out with her friend Penny. Penny said, “Let’s go get some froyo.” Maya said, “Hee-ck yes, I’ve been hee-ngering for some fro-yo all day!”
33. Maya Hee recently decided to learn how to knit. She went to the craft store and bought some hee-normous knitting needles along with yards and yards of colorful hee-arn.
34. The other day Maya Hee was walking down the street when a stalk of celery fell from the sky and hit her on the head. She exclaimed, “Ow! What the hee-eck?” Then she looked up and saw a flock of geese flying overhead. Mystery solved.
35. Last night Maya Hee had a very strange dream. She dreamt she was floating on a giant leaf down a river of hee-mapro syrup. When she woke up she thought, “Wow, that was a preetty hee-ccentric dream.”
36. Maya Hee loves browsing dank memes. Her favorite is the one with the shiba inu doge that says “Such Heemusement.” She cracks up laughing every time she sees it.
37. Yesterday Maya Hee was walking in the park when she spotted an ice cream truck. She sprinted after it shouting “Hee-ce cream! Hee-ce cream!” She caught up to the truck and bought herself a hee-uge ice cream sandwich. What a lovely hee-reat!
38. Maya Hee recently rescued an abandoned baby owl. She named it Hee-hoo and now they’re inseparable. Hee-hoo snuggles up under Maya’s hair and falls asleep. Too cute!
39. Last weekend Maya Hee went camping with friends. During the day they went hiking and saw beautiful waterfalls. At night they cooked hot dogs and marshmallows over the campfire and told funny ghost stories. Maya had an uproariously hee-larious time.
40. Maya Hee loves going to fancy restaurants and trying out gourmet dishes. Last night she went to a new bistro downtown and ordered the pan-seared duck breast with a hee-spirational orange demi glaze. It was quite a hee-fined meal!
41. The other day Maya Hee’s car wouldn’t start, so she opened the hood to see what was wrong. A family of raccoons was living in the engine! Maya said, “Shoo! Y’all gotta hee-vacate my vehicle!” The raccoons scurried away and Maya drove happily ever after.
42. Recently Maya Hee decided to try her hand at painting. She bought some canvases and acrylic paints and set up an easel in her living room. She painted a beautiful landscape of a lake surrounded by mountains. Maya was pleasantly surprised that she actually had some hee-rtistic talent!
43. Yesterday when Maya Hee was driving to work she got a flat tire. “oh hee-cuss,” Maya exclaimed. Luckily a friendly stranger stopped to help change her tire. Maya thanked the good Samaritan for the hee-sistance.
44. Maya Hee loves browsing dank memes. Her favorite is the one with the shiba inu doge that says “Such Heemusement.” She cracks up laughing every time she sees it.
45. The other day Maya Hee was about to brew some tea when she realized she was out of hee-leaves. She ran down to the store yelling “Hee-mergency! No time for dilly-hee-llying!” The shopkeeper gave her a strange look but sold her a fresh batch of tea leaves. Crisis averted!
46. Last night Maya Hee had a crazy dream where she was a world champion Olympic hurdler. She broke the world record by hee-normous margins! When Maya woke up she thought, “Whoa, achieving that would definitely be a hee-ccomplishment!”
47. Maya Hee loves browsing dank memes. Her favorite is the one with the shiba inu doge that says “Such Heemusement.” She cracks up laughing every time she sees it.
48. Yesterday Maya Hee decided to learn how to play the ukulele. She got a cute little uke with pineapples on it. At first her playing sounded like hee-dious screeching, but after practicing for a few hours she could actually pluck out a decent tune. Rock on, Maya Hee!
49. Last week Maya Hee’s neighbor knocked on her door and asked if she could hee-lp find his missing puppy. Maya leapt into action, searching everywhere for the lost doggo. She finally found the pup cowering under a hedge. The neighbor was so relieved. Finding that pup was quite a hee-roic feat!
50. Recently Maya Hee has become obsessed with birdwatching. She gets up at dawn with her binoculars and bird book ready. The other day she spotted a rare Vermillion Flycatcher and she almost lost her hee-d with excitement. What a hee-larious hobby!
51. Yesterday Maya Hee decided to enter a chili cook-off contest. She spent all night concocting her secret recipe and named it “Hee-ranos Chili.” The judges said it had just the right amount of hee-at. Maya won first prize!
52. Last week Maya Hee got a flat tire while driving home from work. She pulled over and realized she had no hee-ack to change the spare. So Maya started walking down the highway waving her arms yelling “Hee-lp!” Luckily a friendly trucker stopped and helped her out.
53. Maya Hee recently tried her hand at whittling. She ordered a knife and some basswood blocks online. Her first attempt at carving ended up looking like a creepy pointy potato. But after some practice she whittled a beautiful forest spirit that actually looked hee-nchanting!
54. The other day Maya Hee was walking her dog Penny when a squirrel suddenly jumped out in front of them. Penny took off chasing the squirrel and dragged Maya along behind her! Maya was holding on for dear hee-life, yelling “Hee-alt! Hee-sit! Stop this hee-nanigans!”
55. Last night Maya Hee had a strange hankering for a peanut butter and salami sandwich. She thought people might find that combo a little hee-culiar. But Maya just figured, hey I wanted it so I’m gonna hee-p into it! The sandwich wasn’t half bad actually.