Inflatable Puns
1. I wanted to fly my inflatable airplane, but sadly it was all just hot air.
2. I brought my inflatable raft to the lake, but sadly it sprung a leak. I guess I shouldn’t put all my air into one basket.
3. I wanted to impress my date with an inflatable yacht, but our evening was quickly deflated.
4. I tried to inflate my ego, but I ran out of hot air pretty quickly.
5. I bought an inflatable house but had to let it go – it just wasn’t a sound investment.
6. I tried to inflate my grades at school, but my teacher saw right through me.
7. I wanted to sail around the world on an inflatable boat, but reality burst my bubble.
8. I brought an inflatable date to prom, but everyone could see she had no substance.
9. My inflatable business blew up fast, but was soon deflated by the competition.
10. I inflated my resume to get a job, but was quickly found out to be full of hot air.
11. My inflatable home looked great, but it popped at the first sign of trouble.
12. I tried inflating my bank account, but it didn’t hold water with the IRS.
Inflatable One-Liners
13. My inflatable muscles made a big impression at the beach until a gust of wind blew me away.
14. My inflatable smartphone exploded when I tried to call tech support.
15. I brought my inflatable pet to the vet, but they said there was nothing they could do.
16. I tried to sail my inflatable yacht but sprung a leak and ended up all wet.
17. My inflatable house floated away and now I’m homeless.
18. Be careful with inflatable gifts – one prick and it’s all over.
19. Inflatable furniture seemed like a good idea until it popped unexpectedly.
20. My inflatable car drove great until I hit a pothole.
21. Inflatable toys are fun until you accidentally sit on them.
22. My inflatable phone has great reception but the battery life blows.
Best Inflatable Jokes
23. I decided to impress my friends by showing up to the party in an inflatable limousine. It went great until I hit a pothole and had to chase down the back half that was rolling away down the street with my friends in it!
24. I tried to cut costs by installing an inflatable in-ground pool in my backyard. It was working great until the mailman walked by and popped it with his bag. Now I’m really in hot water with my kids!
25. For my son’s birthday, I rented an enormous inflatable bouncy castle. All the kids had a blast until one of them took a pin to it as a prank. You’ve never seen kids cry so hard or run so fast with a collapsed bouncy house chasing them across the yard!
26. We decided to camp on the cheap with an inflatable tent. It was pretty ingenious until a bear came sniffing around and popped a hole right in the side with his claw. I’ve never had to deflate and pack up a tent so fast in my life!
27. I thought I was being smart by buying an inflatable couch – it was so easy to move around! Then I had my boss over for dinner and when he sat down, the cushion exploded beneath him, shooting him across the room. Suffice it to say, I didn’t get that promotion.
28. For Halloween, I decided to dress as an inflatable sumo wrestler. Probably not the best idea, considering the throngs of kids running around with pins for their costumes. Let’s just say I went as a “deflated sumo wrestler” by the end of the night.
29. We rented a bouncy castle for my son’s birthday party and decided to set it up the night before to save time. That was a mistake – in the morning we discovered the automatic sprinklers had gone off overnight and utterly soaked it. Nothing like 20 crying kids to start the morning with a bang!
30. I bought my daughter an inflatable kiddie pool to splash around in this summer. She was having a blast until she pulled out a marker and drew all over it. I didn’t have the heart to scold her – she looked so proud of her “masterpiece.” Less proud when I made her scrub it all off!
31. My brother decided to pull a Halloween prank and put an inflatable skeleton on his roof to scare the neighborhood kids. He forgot about it and left it there for a week. You can imagine the panic when people thought there was an actual dead body on his roof!
32. I rented a giant inflatable Santa as a Christmas decoration for my yard. During the night a drunk driver swerved onto my lawn and completely flattened poor Santa. In the morning I found him looking like a sad wrinkly red pancake. At least the kids got a kick out of “Flat Santa.”
33. We rented an inflatable bounce house for my son’s big birthday bash this year. Everything was going great until all the kids decided to jump at once and it burst open at the seams, sending them scattering across the yard. I don’t know who cried more, the kids or my bank account!
34. For April Fool’s day, I decided to pretend I was moving and put an inflatable house up on my front lawn. All my neighbors came racing over in a panic until I came out laughing saying “April Fools!” They did not find it nearly as funny as I did.
35. I was so excited when I found an incredible deal on an inflatable hot tub online. I hurried and bought it only to discover, to my endless frustration, that it was child-sized. Unless I wanted to sit with my knees poking out the sides like a giant, it was useless!
36. My son begged me to get one of those inflatable dinosaur costumes to wear for Halloween this year. I caved and bought it only to spend all night running after him trying to stop him from jumping on the other kids and popping his dino belly!
37. For my friend’s birthday, we filled his living room up with inflatable pool toys as a prank. He has a good sense of humor luckily, and thought it was hilarious until he sat on his couch and popped a giant inflatable swan, scaring himself half to death!
38. I rents an enormous inflatable movie screen for an outdoor party I was hosting. It worked great until everyone got tired and we let the generator run out of gas. Watching that giant screen sadly and slowly deflate brought the whole party down with it.
39. I bought an inflatable kayak to take camping and try out on the lake. Paddling it was a blast until I drifted too close to shore and popped it on some branches. Nothing like swimming back to camp with a slowly deflating kayak around your waist!
40. For a fun family vacation, I rented an inflatable castle you could take out on the lake. We were having a blast until my brother thought it would be funny to rock the boat, tipping us over. Trying to climb back aboard with that thing flipping and flopping all over was a complete nightmare!
41. To save money, I bought an inflatable mattress to use as a guest bed. It worked great until my in-laws came to stay and accidentally popped it in the middle of the night. Nothing ruins holiday cheer like waking up suddenly on the floor!
42. I bought a fancy inflatable chair to use out by my pool this summer. It was fantastic until I fell asleep, rolled off into the pool and nearly drowned trying to climb back on as it started sinking from all my splashing around!
43. For a fun Halloween prank, I put an inflatable prop skeleton in my front seat and rigged it to suddenly inflate when unsuspecting people walked by my car. I definitely got some hilarious scares, until one jumpy guy smashed my car window to “rescue me.”
44. My sister bought an inflatable coat that you could supposedly blow up as a flotation device. We took it out on the lake to test it, but when she pulled the cord it popped loudly and flew off her into the water. I’ve never seen someone swim back to shore so furiously!
45. I bought a cheap inflatable raft to float down a peaceful river this summer. It was super relaxing, until I drifted into a fallen tree and popped the raft, losing both shoes into the river in my panic to get out. Nothing puts a damper on your day like soggy wet socks!
46. I volunteered to organize games for my daughter’s birthday party, so I bought a bunch of inflatable pool toys to play with. Everything was smooth sailing (or floating I guess?) until the kids decided to stage an all out splash battle and soaked the parents. Nothing ruins a party like 40 angry moms storming your inflatable battlezone!
47. My neighbor bought an inflatable snowman christmas decoration that was 12 feet tall! It looked so impressive on his front lawn until a heavy wind picked up overnight. He walked outside in the morning to find his massive snowman had blown halfway down the block and pancaked up against a tree.
48. For an easy Halloween costume, I decided to dress as an inflatable balloon animal. Getting all the legs and arms in the right places took forever but I was finally ready to go out. I made it about 10 houses before getting my leg strings tangled and toppling over, unable to get back up without help!
49. I rented a giant inflatable water slide for my son’s birthday this summer. All the kids had an absolute blast until my 80 year old grandma decided she wanted to try it out too. Suffice it to say, a bikini-clad octogenarian barreling down a rubber slide at high speeds is not a pretty sight!
50. My wife and I rented an inflatable bouncy castle for our anniversary party with friends. Everything was fun and games until I tried showing off with a slam dunk basketball move and put my foot right through the floor. Nothing ruins the mood like your house flooding with air and sending all your friends tumbling violently across the yard!
51. I tried to beat the summer heat by setting up an inflatable pool in my living room as a chill spot. It actually worked great until I forgot about it, my dog jumped in, and I came home to find my floors flooded, furniture soaked, and electronics short-circuited. Let’s just say my homeowners insurance claim was an interesting one to explain…
52. My daughter begged me to let her wear her inflatable T-rex costume trick-or-treating this year. After hours of arguing I finally relented. Of course she overheated after 10 minutes, so I ended up having to carry around a sad, sweltering, deflated dinosaur for the rest of the night just to teach her a lesson.
53. I rented a giant inflatable haunted house for my yard this Halloween. Everything was spooky and awesome until some teenagers attacked it at night with knives and popped half the walls and characters. Let’s just say those little hooligans got the scare of their life when I came barreling out in my own demented clown costume for revenge!
54. My wife surprised me with an inflatable paddleboard for my birthday this year. I excitedly took it out to the lake, where everything was going perfectly until I lost balance doing a yoga pose and popped the thing right in half with my butt. Nothing like a long, embarrassing swim of shame dragging a slowly sinking paddleboard behind you!
55. I rented a huge inflatable movie screen for a backyard movie night with friends. We filled up on popcorn and settled in to start the movie, only to have a freak lightning storm blow in and make the screen explode right as the opening credits started rolling. I don’t know who jumped and screamed louder, us or the deflating screen!