Feminism Puns
1. I identified as a feminist today. I just didn’t have the energy to explain intersectionality.
2. What do you call an eco-friendly feminist? A tree-hugger.
3. Why don’t feminists wear skirts? They don’t want to show their privates.
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
5. How does a feminist change a lightbulb? She holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
6. What do you call a group of feminists arguing about gender equality? A bra-burning debate.
7. Why don’t feminists eat bananas? They can’t find the zipper.
8. Did you hear about the new feminist-friendly restaurant? It serves ladies first.
9. Why did the feminist cross the road? To protest the male-dominated chicken joke genre.
10. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can’t change anything.
Feminism One-Liners
11. I’m not a feminist, I’m an equalist. (Well done, have a cookie.)
12. Feminism: the radical notion that women are people.
13. A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men.
14. I’m sorry if I don’t want a patriarchal society to define my femininity for me.
15. Feminism is the pursuit of equality in regards to women’s rights.
16. Feminism: women are equal to men. That’s it, that’s the joke.
17. Feminism: the radical belief that women are human beings.
18. Women belong in the House…and the Senate.
19. Well-behaved women seldom make history.
20. Nevertheless, she persisted.
Best Feminist Jokes
21. One day a little girl asked her father: “Daddy, what is feminism?” The father replied: “Well honey, feminism is the radical notion that women are people too.” The little girl thought about this for a moment and responded: “But daddy, everyone knows women are people too.” The father smiled and said: “That’s because of feminism.
22. A man said to a feminist: “Make me a sandwich!” The feminist handed him two slices of bread and said: “There you go, make it yourself.”
23. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Feminists can screw in lightbulbs all by themselves, they don’t need a man to do it for them.
24. What’s the difference between a feminist and a baby? A baby will stop crying eventually.
25. How do you circumcise a feminist? Kick her right in the feminism.
26. A feminist walked into a bar. She immediately left after seeing the blatant objectification of women’s bodies and the promotion of alcoholism in our patriarchal society.
27. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through the chest with a chef’s knife. Just kidding! Through mutual understanding and respect.
28. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can’t change anything.
29. What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun? When a gun is triggered, it actually accomplishes something.
30. How do you know someone’s a feminist? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know within the first 30 seconds of meeting you.
31. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
32. Why don’t feminists wear mini skirts? Because they can’t hide their nuts!
33. How do you circumcise a feminist? Kick her right in the feminism.
34. What’s the difference between a feminist and a baby? The baby will eventually stop crying.
35. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Men can be feminists too.
36. A feminist walked into a bar. She immediately walked out after seeing the objectification of women’s bodies.
37. What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun? When a gun gets triggered, it actually accomplishes something.
38. How do you annoy a feminist? Talk to them.
39. What do you call an obese feminist? A heavy weight champion.
40. Why don’t feminists wear skirts? Because their balls would show!
41. Why can’t feminists take a joke? They’ve never had a sense of humor.
42. What’s the hardest part about eating a feminist? Making her stop screaming long enough to get her in the oven.
43. How do you circumcise a feminist? Punch them right in their male tears mug.
44. Why don’t feminists give blowjobs? Too much male power.
45. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, feminists can’t change anything.
46. What does a feminist say after sex? Get off me! Rape!
47. How do you drown a feminist? In male tears.
48. Why don’t feminists wear skirts? Because they can’t hide their nuts!
49. What’s the difference between a feminist and a baby? A baby will stop crying eventually.
50. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can’t change anything.
51. How do you annoy a feminist? Disagree with them.
52. What’s the hardest part of a feminist to eat? The bone in their leg.
53. Why can’t feminists take jokes? They have no sense of humor.
54. How do you scare a feminist? Leave the kitchen door open.
55. How do you know someone’s a feminist? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
56. What’s the difference between a feminist and my wife? Nothing! Ba-dum-tss.
57. Why did the feminist cross the road? I don’t know, who cares what a feminist does.
58. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad feminist? A bad golfer has a hard time getting it in the hole.
59. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
60. How do you keep a feminist busy? Write ‘turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
61. Why was the feminist upset when her husband said she was average looking? She considered it a mean statement.
62. Why don’t sharks eat feminists? Professional courtesy.
63. What do you call an empowered feminist who doesn’t let men control her? A widow.
64. How do you make a feminist laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
65. I started reading the dictionary. Turns out the definition of marriage is between a man and a woman. I can’t wait to tell all my feminist friends!
66. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to suck my d*ck.
67. Did you hear about the new feminist-friendly restaurant? It serves ladies first.
68. Why was the feminist upset when her check came? The total was a bit too much for her to handle.
69. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Men can be feminists too.
70. What’s the difference between a feminist and a unicorn? Nothing, neither exist.
71. Why can’t Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box.
72. What’s the difference between a feminist and a baby? The baby will stop crying eventually.
73. How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That’s not funny.
74. What’s the hardest part about eating a feminist? Making her stop screaming long enough to get her in the oven.
75. I was hoping for some feminism jokes, but it turns out the patriarchy isn’t very funny.