43 Funny Wind Puns

Wind Puns

1. I tried to catch the wind yesterday but it just blew right through my fingers.
2. The forecast said there would be gusts up to 60 mph today. You could say it’s a wind-wind situation.
3. My friend got a job at a wind turbine facility. He says the work environment is very fan-tastic.
4. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Gust? I heard it’s a very breezy atmosphere.
5. I wanted to be a wind farmer when I grew up but my parents said it would just be a lot of hot air.
6. The wind was howling last night and kept me up. I’m feeling very gust-le today.
7. My friend who works at a wind farm is always talking about being a huge fan of her job.
8. Did you hear about the new wind energy drink? It gives you lots of gust-o.
9. Getting my pilot’s license was a breeze but landing the plane can get a bit gusty at times.
10. The weatherman said there would be scattered wind showers today. Seems it will be very blowy.
11. Did you hear about the team named after wind? They call themselves the Gusty Girls.

Wind One-Liners

12. This wind is out of control, it’s making my hair look like a cyclone hit it!
13. Hold on to your hats, it’s about to get very windy around here!
14. Quick, grab something before this wind blows it away!
15. I’m windblown and weathered from walking around in this gale all day.
16. This breeze feels nice, I could get used to these windy days.
17. Don’t get blown away by how awesome this wind is today.
18. The wind’s howling almost knocked me over, it’s so powerful!
19. Let your hair down and enjoy this blustery breeze.
20. Who opened a window? It’s getting pretty drafty in here.
21. This wind is no gentle summer breeze, it’s a full blown gale!

Best Wind Jokes

22. My friend tried to build a wind powered car. It ended up being an air conditioned failure.
23. I entered my dog into a frisbee catching competition last weekend. He did ok but wasn’t outstanding in his field.
24. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
25. Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own? Because they are two tired.
26. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
27. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
28. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
29. I used to have a fear of hurdles. But I got over it.
30. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
31. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
32. My friend Dave drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
33. I entered the lottery ten times but still didn’t win. What are the odds?
34. Velcro – what a rip off!
35. She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
36. I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.
37. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
38. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
39. My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or at least sew it seams.
40. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
41. My friend got crushed by a pile of books. But he’s only got his shelf to blame.
42. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
43. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
44. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
45. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
46. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
47. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.