Wheelchair Puns
1. I wanted to get new wheels for my chair, but they were too expensive. I guess I’ll just have to wheel and deal.
2. My friend was telling me about his new electric wheelchair. I told him it sounds absolutely revo-wheely good.
3. I was feeling down so I decided to go to the park. Wheel, it certainly lifted my spirits.
4. I heard two guys in wheelchairs got into a race. It ended up being neck and neck.
5. My wheelchair basketball team is called the Rollers. We’re on a roll this season.
6. I upgraded to a new wheelchair with thicker wheels. It has a lot more traction so I don’t spin my wheels as much.
7. I saw a guy at the skatepark doing tricks in his wheelchair. He was wheelie impressive.
8. I wanted to pimp my wheelchair so I put some spinners on the wheels. Now I’m ridin’ in style.
9. My friend came over to watch the basketball game. When I offered him a seat he said, “No thanks, I’ll just wheel in.”
10. I was rolling down the street and a cop pulled me over. He said, “Sir, do you know how fast your wheels were turning back there?”
Wheelchair One-Liners
11. Don’t wheelchair race down hills – that’s how you roll out of control.
12. I’m so excited for the wheelchair rally – it’s going to be a rollicking good time.
13. My wheels may be slower but my wheelchair jokes will leave you in stitches.
14. Don’t worry if I’m late, these wheels move at their own pace.
15. I upgraded to off-road wheels so now my wheelchair can handle any terrain – I’m ready to get down and dirty.
16. I may move slowly but I’ll still lap you in this wheelchair race.
17. My wheels keep on turning – and so do the wheelchair jokes.
18. This wheelchair has made me an expert parallel parker.
19. Don’t worry, I promise not to run you over with my wheelchair.
20. These spoked wheels aren’t just for looks – they increase my wheelchair traction.
Best Wheelchair Jokes
21. My friend in a wheelchair told me he was feeling down, so I tried to console him. But he said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a low tire.”
22. My wheelchair basketball team made it to the championships. I guess you could say we really wheeled our way to the top.
23. What do you call someone who illegally parked in a wheelchair accessible spot? A person of no standing.
24. I was feeling sad so my therapist told me to try wheelchair dancing. It really helped turn my frown upside down.
25. Did you hear about the new electric wheelchair? It has such an incredible range, the company is calling it the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs.
26. Why don’t sharks attack people in wheelchairs? Professional courtesy.
27. My friend in a wheelchair was struggling to get up a ramp so I gave him a push. He turned back and said “Thanks bro, you really lifted my spirits.”
28. I was feeling down about being in a wheelchair, but my friend said to me “Cheer up! At least you don’t have to wait in lines.”
29. Why don’t crabs attack people in wheelchairs? They think the wheelchairs are food trucks.
30. Did you hear about the guy in a wheelchair who went snowboarding? He was shredding the powder sitting down.
31. Did you hear about the new wheelchair accessible helicopter tours? Now people who can’t walk can finally get the experience of being air-lifted.
32. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
33. Did you hear about the guy who bungee jumped in his wheelchair? He really had a need for speed.
34. Why don’t mummies attack people in wheelchairs? They’re afraid of unraveling the chairs’ wheels.
35. My friend in a wheelchair told me he was tired of people pushing him around. I told him, “Don’t let it get you down.”
36. Did you hear about the wheelchair race between the paralyzed Olympians? It was neck and neck down to the finish line.
37. Why did the wheelchair user cross the road? To get to the other side.
38. What do you call a stand up comedian in a wheelchair? Sit down comedy.
39. Why can’t you hear someone in a wheelchair going to the bathroom? Because the “W” is silent.
40. Did you hear about the new voice-activated wheelchair? It comes with its own ramp so you can just say “roll out” to get started.
41. Why don’t zombies go after people in wheelchairs? They only eat brains on foot.
42. Why did the wheelchair user take the elevator? To lift themselves up.
43. Did you hear about the guy who installed an espresso machine on his wheelchair? Now he gets his daily caffeine fix on the go.
44. What do you call someone in a wheelchair who keeps making terrible puns? Wheelie annoying.
45. Why can’t you hear a dinosaur in a wheelchair using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
46. Did you hear about the wheelchair rugby team? They’re always on a roll.
47. Why don’t ghosts haunt people in wheelchairs? They don’t want to start any wheelchair scares.
48. What kind of shoes do wheelchair users wear? Sneakers – because they make wheelchair sports extra sneakier.
49. Why was the wheelchair user upset with the hotel? No ramp accessibility.
50. Why was the paraplegic fired from his job? Lack of motivation.
51. Why did the woman in the wheelchair fall down the well? She couldn’t see that well.
52. Did you hear about the paralyzed comedian? He brings down the house by just sitting there.
53. Why does Superman avoid people in wheelchairs? Because they’re his kryptonite.
54. What do you call a paralyzed hand model? Palm mute.
55. Why don’t cats chase after people in wheelchairs? They know those ones won’t run like scaredy cats.
56. Why do people in wheelchairs make great writers? They always have a strong storyline.
57. Why did the wheelchair user take off his wheels after a long day? He was tired.
58. I saw a guy in a wheelchair walking his dog and said “Wait, I thought you couldn’t walk?” He said, “Oh no, I’m just rolling.”
59. What do you call a paralyzed noodle? A limp linguine.
60. Why don’t sharks attack people floating in inner tubes? Professional courtesy.
61. What do you call someone who takes good care of their wheelchair? The wheel deal.
62. Why couldn’t the woman in the wheelchair get a job? She just couldn’t stand the work.
63. What do you call a paralyzed Pop-Tart? A vegetable tart.