Slime Puns
1. What do you call a sticky, gooey monster? A slime thing!
2. Why was the slime late to work? It got stuck in traffic.
3. What do you get when you cross a ghost with slime? An ectoplasm!
4. My friend got hungry and ate some slime. Now he’s feeling a little gooey inside.
5. What do you call a sad piece of slime? A blue goo.
6. Why don’t oysters share their slime? Because they’re shellfish!
7. What’s a slime’s favorite candy? Goo Goo Clusters!
8. Why did the slime blush? It saw its gooey crush!
9. What do you call a slime that works out a lot? A muscle goo.
10. Why did the slime cross the road? To get to the slimy side!
11. What do you call a fancy slime? Sir Goo!
12. Why can’t slimes play tennis? Because they always get stuck in deuce!
Slime One-Liners
13. I wanted to enter the slime eating contest, but I was feeling a little gooey.
14. My slime molded itself into a mini version of me – it was like looking into a gooey mirror!
15. This slime is so sticky it could glue back together a broken relationship.
16. I’m slime to meet you!
17. Don’t worry, I won’t give you a slimy handshake.
18. This slime is so wiggly, it’s basically one big gooey muscle.
19. Slime me five!
20. Make like a slime and ooze on out of here!
21. Time to pump some slime iron and work on my gooceps!
22. I couldn’t slime my way out of this one.
Best Slime Jokes
23. A kid was playing with slime when suddenly it jumped up and grabbed onto his hand. He tried to shake it off, but it just kept stretching and clinging to him. In a panic, he ran to his mom yelling “Ahhh get it off me!” His mom took one look and said “Wow, you’ve really found yourself in a sticky situation there!”
24. Billy was excited when his mom agreed to buy him a slime making kit for his birthday. The next day, his whole family was horrified when they found he had filled every room of the house with slime! There was purple slime dripping from the ceiling fan, green slime oozing out of the toilet, and blue slime covering every inch of his sister’s bed. His mom shouted “Billy! I said you could make slime, not turn our home into the slime capital of the world!”
25. Jenny was nervous about starting a new school and wanted to make some friends. She decided bringing in homemade slime to share might be a good way to break the ice. During lunch she pulled out a container of slime and eagerly offered it to the kids at her table. But they just stared at the goopy, drippy slime and laughed. “Uh, no thanks freak!” one kid said. Jenny learned the hard way that slime wasn’t the best friendship-making strategy.
26. Sticky the slime was the clumsiest monster around. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn’t stop oozing all over the place, leaving little slime puddles everywhere he went. One day Sticky and his best friend Lenny the lizard were walking through the park. Distracted while talking to Lenny, Sticky accidentally slimed all over a hot dog stand. The cart overturned, sending hot dogs and buns flying everywhere. The hot dog vendor shouted “Hey you slimy pest, you just ruined my entire cart!” Sticky smiled sheepishly and said “Whoopsie daisy!” before slinking away.
27. Martha was a mad scientist who loved creating slimes. One day she invented a super bouncy slime and couldn’t wait to test it out. She took it outside and threw a blob down onto the sidewalk. But instead of splatting, it ricocheted back up and stuck to her face, covering her glasses and hair. The slime kept bouncing up and down, higher and higher. Startled neighbors watched as Martha was carried up and over the trees and houses by the crazy bouncing slime blob. Now she was the one stuck in a sticky situation!
28. Sam always felt left out when his friends played with slime without him. He asked them why they never invited him to join. His friend Stan shrugged and said “Sorry dude, we’ve decided no Sams allowed. Slime is an exclusive club.” Sam came up with the perfect revenge. He snuck a bucket of slime into Stan’s locker when no one was looking. Later, Stan opened his locker and was doused in a huge wave of slime! Sam laughed and said “Slime doesn’t exclude – it brings people together!”
29. Jane was totally obsessed with playing with slime. No matter where she went, she always had a pile of slime with her. At dinner, slime. Riding in the car, slime. Trying to do homework, you guessed it – slime! It was causing problems. One day her mom put her foot down and said “Jane, enough with the slime already! It’s time to give it a rest.” Jane shrugged, “Ok sure.” Two minutes later, her mom heard a loud squishing noise. She walked into Jane’s room to find her jumping up and down in a giant inflatable pool filled to the brim with slime!
30. Billy loved his pet slime Jorge. He played with Jorge for hours, tossing him up and down. But during one rowdy play session, Jorge slipped out of Billy’s hands. The slime went flying across the room, splatting against the wall and sticking there. He was too high for Billy to reach! Billy started crying, but his clever Dad had an idea. He filled up a water gun and shot it at Jorge. The water soaked the slime, making it release from the wall and plop safely into Billy’s hands. All was slime again!