Skull Puns
1. I wanted to get inside your head, but I can’t find the door to your skull.
2. They say beauty is only skin deep, but I can see your skull and you still look good to me.
3. My friend got a skull tattoo, but I told him it was a no brainer.
4. I asked the archaeologist if I could keep a skull I found. He said, “That’s using your head!”
5. I was feeling down, but my funny bone is located in my skull.
6. The skeleton laughed so hard his skull popped off.
7. Stop skull-king around and get back to work.
8. My skull is so big because it’s full of puns.
9. Be careful or I’ll skull-drag you for being late.
10. I’m so angry I could skull-scream.
11. We can’t go to the party. We don’t have the skull-ifications.
12. I was going to tell a skull joke, but I didn’t have the guts.
Skull One-Liners
13. I’m not thick skulled, my skull is just big boned.
14. My skull’s not empty, there’s a brain in there somewhere!
15. You can’t judge a book by its skull.
16. Beauty is in the eye of the skull holder.
17. I don’t have the heart to tell you this, but I do have the skull.
18. Behind this skull is a sharp mind.
19. My skull collection is to die for.
20. I was skull-king milk out of my nose I was laughing so hard.
21. Quit skull-king around and listen up.
22. My skull’s not just decorative, there’s a brain inside!
Best Skull Jokes
23. My friend had to get brain surgery. The doctors said it was to remove a tumor, but I think they just wanted to get inside his skull.
24. I saw two skulls hanging out together. I said “Looks like you two boneheads are having fun!”
25. I was feeling down so I talked to my skull. He assured me things would get better and I just needed to use my head.
26. I wanted to become a neurosurgeon but I didn’t have the cranial capacity. My skull was too small to fit such a big brain.
27. Why couldn’t the skeleton laugh? Because he didn’t have the guts to crack a skull.
28. What do you call a super smart skeleton? Sher-skull Holmes.
29. Why did the skeleton run up a tree? Because a dog was after his skull.
30. What do you call a detective skeleton? Sher-skull Bones.
31. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? He was bone tired of learning the skull and crossbones.
32. Why can’t skeletons play church music? They have no organs, just skulls.
33. What do you call a funny skeleton? A humerus skull.
34. What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the Caribbean? It’s now a skeleton crew with skull and crossbones.
35. What do you call a skeleton who lies a lot? A boney phony baloney with a lying skull.
36. Why did the police arrest the skeleton? They saw him skull-king around.
37. What do you call a skeleton detective looking for bones? Sher-skull bones.