73 Funny Shark Jokes

Shark Puns (10)

1. What do you call a shark who loves to read books? A bookworm!
2. Why don’t sharks like fast food? They prefer meals to go slowly.
3. How do sharks communicate? With dorsal phones!
4. Why did the shark cross the road? To get to the other tide!
5. What happens when a shark misses the bus? They have to wait for the next minnow.
6. What do you call a shark that makes music? A guitarfish!
7. Why don’t sharks eat pianists? They taste too flat.
8. What do you call a modest shark? Bashful!
9. What do you call a shark detective? Sherlock Jaws!
10. Why aren’t sandsharks ever lonely? They’re always surrounded by their school!

Shark One-Liners (10)

1. I’m not saying I hate sharks, but I wouldn’t donate a kidney to one.
2. Sharks – Always ready for a bite!
3. Sharks may be fierce but their prices bite too.
4. Sharks have no heroes…because they’re all zeroes!
5. Hungry shark? There’s always plenty of fish in the sea!
6. Sharks – they’re just misunderstood fish.
7. Save the sharks! Except for that one. He knows what he did.
8. Want to hear a shark joke? You’re going to need a bigger funny bone!
9. Sharks aren’t monsters. But they’re scary good at hide and seek!
10. Behind every shark smile is a set of teeth waiting to bite!

Best Shark Jokes (53)

1. Why did the shark spit out the clownfish? Because it tasted funny!
2. What do you call a shark that travels a lot? A globetrotter shark!
3. Why don’t sharks like to play games? Because it’s just for the halibut!
4. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
5. Why are sharks so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
6. What do you call a shark who goes around stealing things? A robber shark!
7. How does a shark get online? With a finernet connection!
8. What happens when sharks take over the sea? Fish have to find a new plaice to live!
9. Why don’t sharks like basketball players? Because they’re always dribbling!
10. Where do sharks keep their money? At the river bank!
11. What kind of shorts do sharks wear? Denim fin shorts!
12. How do sharks prepare their meals? They marin-aid it!
13. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of punctuation? The period!
14. Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other side!
15. What did the shark say when he devoured a clownfish? “This tastes funny!”
16. What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark? An animal that can talk your ear off!
17. Why don’t sharks like driving at night? Because they’re afraid of the headlamps!
18. How do you stop a charging shark? Take away its credit card!
19. What kind of sharks are good singers? Humma sharks!
20. Where do sharks go on weekends? Finland!
21. How do sharks get such straight, white teeth? They use shark whitening trays!
22. What shop do sharks visit to get tough? The ironmonger’s!
23. Did you hear about the shark who ate a bunch of keys? He got lockjaw!
24. What’s a shark’s favorite salad dressing? Jawsga!
25. Why did the shark cross the road? To bite the other side!
26. How do you fix a broken shark? With a band-aid!
27. Why are sharks never cold? Because they have fin warmers!
28. What do you call a bomb sniffing shark? A blast detector!
29. How do sharks go broke? They run out of sharkaroonies!
30. How does a shark get fit? They swim, run and do lots of jawsercise!
31. Why don’t sharks sleep at night? They’re afraid of the bed bugs!
32. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? He had a rotating fin!
33. What’s a shark’s favorite snack? Anything they can sink their teeth into!
34. What do you call a chef shark? Emeril LaFish!
35. What’s a shark’s favorite dessert? Financiers and choc-o-late mousse!
36. Why are sharks so smart? Because they’re full of fish oil – it’s brain food!
37. What’s a shark’s favorite hobby? Nibbling on sailboats and surfers!
38. Why did the shark spit out the license plate? He preferred the taste of surf and turf!
39. How much does it cost a shark to park in the ocean? 50 cents an hour!
40. What do you call a shark that graduates medical school? A doc-fin!
41. Why don’t sharks make good dancers? They have two left fins!
42. Where do sharks buy their clothing? At Koi’s Fashions!
43. How do sharks play the piano? With lots of sharp teeth!