Sausage Puns
1. I relish a good sausage pun, even though people say I’m the wurst.
2. Sausage puns are the bratwurst, I can’t get enough of them!
3. Why don’t sausages make good comedians? They always ham it up.
4. Did you hear about the new German sausage that also tells jokes? It’s a real comedi-wurst!
5. What do you call a funny sausage? A laugh-a-sage.
6. Why don’t cats like sausage puns? They think they’re too cheesy.
7. I tried to come up with a sausage pun, but it was the wurst.
8. A sausage, a mushroom and a jar of mustard walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
9. What do you call a dancing sausage? A jiggling banger!
10. Why are sausage jokes the best? Because people find them very a-peeling!
11. Did you hear about the new punk band called Frank N Beans? All their songs are about sausages!
12. What do you call a frozen sausage? A brrratwurst!
Sausage One-Liners
13. I relish these sausage puns, even if they are a bit cheesy.
14. You can’t go sausage a great opportunity for puns.
15. People don’t appreciate my sausage puns. I guess they think I’m just some silly banger.
16. I tried to come up with a sausage pun but it was the wurst.
17. They say too many sausage puns can clog your arteries, but I think that’s just a load of bologna.
18. I wanted to make a sausage pun, but it would probably just come out as a load of tripe.
19. A day without a sausage pun is the wurst.
20. My friend said my sausage puns were immature. I told him to grow up and be a bratwurst!
21. I relish a good sausage pun, even if people roll their eyes when I make them.
22. I wanted to make a sausage pun, but good ones are hard to come by. The struggle is real, people!
Best Sausage Jokes
23. What do you call a sausage that got knighted by the Queen? Sir Loin!
24. Why did the vegetarian get fired from the sausage factory? He kept turning everything into veggie dogs!
A vegetarian got a job at the sausage factory but he refused to work on the meat production line. The manager put him to work sweeping floors instead but the vegetarian soon started replacing the pork and beef with tofu and veggies to make vegetarian sausages. The manager eventually found out and fired the vegetarian for not doing his actual job.
25. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!
26. What do you call a shoplifting sausage? A criminal wiener!
A customer at the grocery store tried to sneak some sausages under his coat and got caught by the manager as he was walking out the door without paying. The manager shook his finger at him and said “You criminal wiener, I’m calling the police!”
27. Why did the condiments have a meeting at the sausage factory? To ketchup on things!
The mustard, ketchup and relish at the sausage factory decided to hold a meeting to catch up on all the workplace gossip. The sausages on the production line were surprised to see the condiments gathering together and whispered “looks like they’re having a meeting to ketchup on things!”
28. What do you call a sausage detective? Sherlock Ohms!
29. Why can’t you borrow money from a sausage? Because they’re always a little short!
30. I wanted to share my sausage puns but nobody wanted to link up.
31. What do you call a lazy sausage dog? A chilled wiener!
32. Did you hear about the new chain of sausage restaurants? They’re opening up franchises all over!
A new fast food franchise called “Banging Bangers” just opened up all over town. Their specialty is sausages of all kinds – brats, Italian sausage, chorizo, you name it. Business is booming because everyone loves stopping by Banging Bangers for a quick and delicious sausage meal!
33. What do you call a sausage party? A barbequeue!
My neighbor was having a huge barbecue in his backyard with tons of sausages on the grill. I could see groups of men hanging out by the grill chatting and drinking beer. I said to my wife “looks like Bob is having a sausage party over there!” She laughed and said “Yeah, a total barbequeue!”
34. Why did the sausage win the comedy competition? Because it had the best delivery!
35. What do you call a sausage that graduates medical school? A doctor bratwurst!
36. What do you call a clairvoyant sausage? A fortune weiner!
I went to see a psychic and she started telling me very specific things about my future. Then she pulled out a sausage and said “this fortune weiner will reveal even more about your destiny!” It was the strangest psychic reading I’ve ever had.
37. Why do sausages make great builders? They know how to raise the wiener!
38. What do you call a sausage that solves mysteries? Scooby Doo Brat!
39. Why did the sausage keep getting in trouble at school? Because it was a bad brat!
40. Why are sausage jokes so popular? Because people find puns about meat very a-peeling!
41. How does a sausage party end? With a lil kick in the buns!
42. What do you call a sausage that can see into the future? A prophetwurst!
43. Why do sausages make good dancers? Because they really know how to shake their buns!