Rabbit Puns
1. What do you call a three-legged rabbit? A hop-along.
2. Why was the rabbit so happy? It was having a hoppy day.
3. How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
4. What do you call a happy rabbit? A hoppy bunny.
5. Why shouldn’t you tell a rabbit a secret? Because it might spread like wildhare.
6. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? A bunch of clammy bunnies.
7. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
8. How do rabbits keep their fur looking good? They use hare conditioner.
9. What do you call a group of killer rabbits? The cottontail mafia.
10. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the hare force.
Rabbit One-Liners
11. I was going to tell a joke about a rabbit, but it was actually a hare-larious anticlimax.
12. They call me the Energizer Bunny because I just keep going and going and going.
13. Don’t worry, I don’t actually breed rabbits. I just make that up for the bunny of it.
14. Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.
15. Why was the rabbit banging his head against the tree? He was trying to knock some sense into himself.
16. I wanted to dress up like a rabbit for Halloween but I didn’t have enough cottontail.
17. What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
18. They said follow the white rabbit, but all I found was a fluffy tail.
19. I was going to tell you a joke about a rabbit but it ended up being more of a harebrained scheme.
20. Did you hear about the psychic rabbit that predicted the winning lottery numbers? Apparently he had a fortunetelling foot.
Best Rabbit Jokes
21. A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, “Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?”
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
The next night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit’s unusual choice of food, asks him, “Why do you only want a Ham and Cheese Toastie?”
The rabbit replies, “I’m only a small pet rabbit, and I’ve got no money, and the last time I asked my owner for a packet of crisps, she said ‘Do you think I’m made of money!'”
22. A man was driving along a highway when he spotted a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately ended up crashing into the guardrail.
As the man lay there injured and waiting for help to arrive, the rabbit appeared and comforted him saying, “Don’t worry, you’ll be alright. Just rest here and help will come soon.”
The man was astonished. “You can talk? You’re a rabbit!”
The rabbit replied, “Of course I can talk. I’m the Easter Bunny. And don’t worry about the damage to your car. The insurance will take care of it.”
The man shook his head in disbelief saying, “Wait, so not only can you talk, you’re telling me you’re the Easter Bunny, and you know about insurance too? I must be losing my mind!”
The rabbit chuckled and said, “Look who’s talking. I’m a rabbit!”
23. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a banana? Rabbits have fur and bananas are curved. But enough about produce, let’s talk about me.
24. Why did the rabbit stop using conditioner? Because it made his hare soft.
25. What happens when a rabbit eats too much spicy food? It gets hot cross bunnies.
26. Why don’t elephants like playing cards with rabbits? Because rabbits are always pulling funny hares out of their trunks!
27. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
28. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? It rabbit rampage.
29. Why are rabbits always getting into trouble? They have a habit of breeding bad hare days.
30. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
31. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
32. What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
33. Why did the rabbit go to the hair salon? It needed to get its hare did.
Rabbit Puns
34. What do you call a rabbit with a bent leg? A lean hare.
35. How do rabbits stay connected? Through bunny Bluetooth.
36. Why don’t elephants like playing cards with rabbits? Because rabbits are always pulling funny hares out of their trunks!
37. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop!
38. What do you call a rabbit living in a hole in the ground? Warren.
39. What do you call a happy rabbit? A hoppy bunny.
40. Why can’t you borrow money from a bunny? Because rabbits are always a little short.
41. What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? 24 Carrot Gold!
42. Why did the rabbit go to the hairdresser? It wanted to dye its hare.
43. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Rabbit One-Liners
44. Let me tell you, when I have a bad hare day, I really feel like pulling it out.
45. I was going to tell you a joke about a rabbit, but it ended up being more of a harebrained scheme.
46. Don’t worry, I don’t actually breed rabbits. I just make that up for the bunny of it.
47. Why was the rabbit banging his head against the tree? He was trying to knock some sense into himself.
48. They said follow the white rabbit, but all I found was a fluffy tail.
49. I wanted to dress up like a rabbit for Halloween but I didn’t have enough cottontail.
50. Did you hear about the psychic rabbit that predicted the winning lottery numbers? Apparently he had a fortunetelling foot.
51. Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.
52. I was going to tell a joke about a rabbit, but it was actually a hare-larious anticlimax.
Best Rabbit Jokes
53. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? A bunch of clammy bunnies.
54. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? It rabbit rampage.
55. Why are rabbits always getting into trouble? They have a habit of breeding bad hare days.
56. What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
57. Why can’t you borrow money from a bunny? Because rabbits are always a little short.
58. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a banana? Rabbits have fur and bananas are curved. But enough about produce, let’s talk about me.
59. How does a rabbit meditate? By bunny breathing.
60. What happens when a rabbit eats too much spicy food? It gets hot cross bunnies.
61. What do you call a three-legged rabbit? A hop-along.
62. Why was the rabbit so happy? It was having a hoppy day.
63. How do rabbits keep their fur looking good? They use hare conditioner.
64. How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
65. Why shouldn’t you tell a rabbit a secret? Because it might spread like wildhare.
66. What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? 24 Carrot Gold!
67. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop!
68. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
69. Why did the rabbit stop using conditioner? Because it made his hare soft.
70. Why did the rabbit go to the hairdresser? It wanted to dye its hare.
71. What do you call a rabbit with a bent leg? A lean hare.
72. How do rabbits stay connected? Through bunny Bluetooth.
73. What do you call a rabbit living in a hole in the ground? Warren.
