Mushroom Puns
1. What do you call a mushroom who buys everything? A fun-guy!
2. Why don’t mushrooms ever pay to get into concerts? Because they’re fungi!
3. How did the mushroom get into the party? He used his spore ID!
4. What do you call a mushroom who works out a lot? A gym-nopedius!
5. Why can’t you trust mushrooms? They seem kinda shiitake!
6. Why don’t fungi make good comedians? Their jokes aren’t very a-musing!
7. What did one mushroom say to the other? You’re a fun-guy!
8. How do mushrooms get around? On fungicycles!
9. Why are mushrooms the best dancers? They really know how to get down and boogie!
10. What’s a mushroom’s favorite kind of music? Truffle rock!
11. What do you call a mushroom who is a pilot? A fungi!
12. Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi!
13. What’s it called when mushrooms dance? A fungus groove!
14. Why can’t you trust a mushroom? They always sporead lies!
15. Where do mushrooms get their news? From mushroom networks!
Mushroom One-Liners
16. I was going to tell a mushroom joke, but I’m afraid it might be too cheesy.
17. Mushrooms may lack moral fiber, but they’ve got plenty of natural culture.
18. What’s a mushroom’s least favorite kind of joke? Shiitake puns!
19. I entered a mushroom in a comedy contest but it didn’t make the finals—notenough people found it humorous.
20. I don’t trust mushrooms—they seem kinda shady.
21. Mushrooms may be fungi but they sure know how to have fun!
22. What do you call a mushroom who works as a doctor? A fungi!
23. How do mushrooms file their taxes? They hire an account-ant!
24. Mushrooms may lack backbones but they’ve certainly got sporeit!
25. What’s a mushroom’s favorite hobby? Fungi photography!
Best Mushroom Jokes
26. A family of mushrooms walked into a talent agency. The agent asked “What can I do for you?” The father mushroom said “We’re the Mushrooms and we’d like to be on TV.” The agent said “I’m sorry, but you just aren’t right for television.” The mother mushroom said “Why not? We can be very entertaining!” But the agent just said “I just don’t see it.” Finally, the baby mushroom said “Come on, give us a chance! We can be very fun guys!”
27. What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom when he wanted to go on a walk? “There isn’t mushroom for both of us.”
28. Why don’t seagulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls!
29. Why was the strawberry sad? Because his father was in a jam!
30. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad!
31. I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did.
32. Two windmills stand in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
33. Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
34. Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!
35. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
36. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
37. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
38. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
39. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!
40. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
41. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
42. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
43. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
44. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus!
45. Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
46. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A Claus-trophobic!
47. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? It was two tired!
48. Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!
49. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1
50. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm!
51. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case!
52. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
53. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
54. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
55. I tried to catch some fog earlier. Mist.
Mushroom Puns
56. What do you call a mushroom who works as a painter? An art-ist!
57. Why can’t you trust mushrooms? They seem kinda shiitake!
58. What’s a mushroom’s favorite kind of juice? Cremini!
59. How does a mushroom style his hair? With a fungcomb!
60. Why do mushrooms make great gardeners? They know their shiitakes!
61. What do you call a mushroom from outer space? An astronaut!
62. Why don’t jellyfish like mushrooms? They’re not fans of fungus!
63. How did the mushroom win the race? He took a shortcut!
64. Why don’t vampires bite mushrooms? They prefer necks!
65. What kind of mushrooms love to party? Chanter-elles!
66. What do you call a mushroom who works as a doctor? A fungi!
67. Why are porcini mushrooms so popular? They’re real fun guys!
68. Why do mushrooms make great party guests? They really know how to spore things up!
69. How does a mushroom style his hair? With mushroom gel!
Mushroom One-Liners
70. I entered my mushroom in a comedy contest but he didn’t make the finals—not enough people found him humorous.
71. What do you call a mushroom who loves to read? A fun-guy!
72. Mushrooms always seem to poke their caps where they don’t belong.
73. I was going to tell a mushroom joke, but I’m afraid it might be a bit cheesy.
74. What’s a mushroom’s least favorite kind of joke? Spore puns!
75. Mushrooms may lack moral fiber, but they’ve got plenty of natural culture.
76. Be careful of too many mushroom puns—people will get tired of your shiitake jokes!
77. I don’t trust mushrooms—they seem kinda shady to me.
78. Mushrooms make great comedians because they’re such fun guys!
79. Mushrooms may be fungi, but they sure know how to have fun!
Best Mushroom Jokes
80. A family of mushrooms walked into a talent agency. The agent asked “What can I do for you?” The father mushroom said “We’re the Mushrooms and we’d like to be on TV.” The agent said “I’m sorry, but you just aren’t right for television.” The mother mushroom said “Why not? We can be very entertaining!” But the agent just said “I just don’t see it.” Finally, the baby mushroom said “Come on, give us a chance! We can be very fun guys!”
81. What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom when he wanted to go on a walk? “There isn’t mushroom for both of us.”
82. Two mushrooms were walking in the woods. One mushroom said to the other, “You’re a real fun guy!” The other mushroom replied “I’m a mushroom, you idiot!”
83. A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
84. What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I was just kidding about the wheels!