Mug Puns
1. I tried to make a joke about coffee mugs, but it was too corny.
2. What did the mug say to the other mug? This coffee tastes muddy!
3. My favorite mug ran away. Now I have to mug shots all over town.
4. I entered my mug in a beauty contest. Sadly, it didn’t make the final round.
5. I was going to tell a pun about a mug, but I decided to keep it to myself.
6. What do you call a mug that tells jokes? A punch mug!
7. My mug and I have a complicated relationship. One day it’s hot, the next it’s cold.
8. I took my favorite mug on a road trip. It was for the memories.
9. I accidentally chipped my favorite mug. Now it has some character flaws.
10. What do you call a mug that skips work? A truant coffee cup.
11. My mug collection is out of control. It’s spiraling into an addiction.
12. I tried to enter my mug in a race, but it didn’t qualify. It couldn’t pass the drug test.
13. My mug is very clingy. It hates when I use other cups.
14. What did the mug say to the dishwasher? Thanks for getting me out of hot water!
15. I took my mug bungee jumping. It was a big drip.
Mug One-Liners
16. I’m very attached to my favorite mug – you could say we have a handle on our relationship!
17. My mug is an ideal travel companion – it always knows how to handle any situation!
18. I caught my mug gossiping about me with the other cups – I knew it couldn’t keep a lid on it!
19. My mug has seen better days – you could say it’s been through the wash a few too many times!
20. My mug is a real steaming diva – it throws a fit if it doesn’t get its morning coffee fix!
21. My mug has an attitude problem – it’s always giving me lip!
22. My mug is a real klutz – I’m surprised it hasn’t spilled all my secrets!
23. My mug likes to hog the spotlight – it’s such an attention-hogger!
24. My mug has anger issues – the slightest chip sends it into a rage!
25. My mug loves gossiping with the other dishes – you can’t get it to shut up!
26. My mug is a real drama queen – it breaks down in tears if I don’t use a coaster!
27. My mug has crazy mood swings – smiling one minute, scowling the next!
Best Mug Jokes
28. I was at a diner and asked the waitress for a mug recommendation. She said, “Well, our most popular one is Juan Mug.”
29. My friend collects mugs from all the cities he visits. His favorite is the Las Vegas mug – whenever he uses it, he gets to say “What happens in this mug, stays in this mug.
30. I accidentally knocked my wife’s favorite mug off the counter and it shattered. She yelled, “Do you know how long I’ve had that mug?!” I said, “Maybe a … cup-ple years?”
31. I was pulling into my driveway and saw a box by the trash labeled “Free Mugs.” When I looked inside, it was just a bunch of angry looking dudes glaring at me.
32. My son came home from college with his new favorite mug. I said “Let me guess, you’re majoring in Mug Studies?” He said “Dad, stop.”
33. My girlfriend broke up with me because apparently I care more about my mug collection than her. I’m devastated … this is the worst thing that’s happened to me since I broke my limited edition Darth Vader mug.
34. I accidentally washed my favorite coffee mug with the company logos facing inward and now it’s an innie instead of an outie.
35. My sister got me a mug that says “World’s Best Brother” on it. The irony is that I hate coffee.
36. I’m getting really tired of people making fun of my mug collection. I’m not sure I can handle any more chai-rasement.
37. I wasrunning late to work when I realized I forgot my mug. I had to do a u-tern back home to get it. My boss wasn’t happy about my chamomile delay.
38. Did you hear Starbucks is coming out with a new 48 oz mug called Trenti? Sounds like it will come in … handy.
39. I accidentally dropped my favorite mug this morning. It was a real mug-stery how it slipped out of my hand like that.
40. I entered my mug in a strong man competition but it didn’t qualify because it was too weak. Turns out it skipped one too many mug days at the gym.
41. Did you hear about the angry mug? It was charged with assault and mug-gery.
42. I was hanging out with some shady looking mugs last night. My parents warned me to avoid that mug crowd.
43. My mug’s New Year’s resolution is to stop procaffeinating. So far it’s only had one cup of coffee this year.
44. What do you call a psychic mug? A fortune teller mug. It can predict your fortune and read your palmistry.
45. What do you call a mug that plays tricks on people? A prankster mug. It likes pulling pranks and practical jokes.
46. What do you call a mug that loves music? A singer mug. It’s always singing and humming tunes.
47. What do you call a mug that travels a lot? A wanderlust mug. It loves going on adventures and exploring new places.
48. What do you call a mug that exercises a lot? A fit mug. It’s always working out and staying in shape.
49. What do you call a mug that loves taking selfies? An Instagram mug. It’s constantly snapping pics of itself.
50. What do you call a mug that helps you study? A tutor mug. It loves hitting the books and helping you learn.
51. What do you call a mug that’s a picky eater? A fussy mug. It only likes certain foods and flavors.
52. What do you call a mug that falls in love easily? A romantic mug. It’s always crushing on other mugs.
53. What do you call a mug that loves comedy? A comedian mug. It’s always telling jokes and trying to be funny.
54. What do you call a mug that’s messy and disorganized? A cluttered mug. Its contents are always jumbled and chaotic.