Marshmallow Puns
1. What do you call a marshmallow that works as a private investigator? A s’moreo!
2. Why don’t marshmallows like warm weather? Because they get toasty!
3. How do marshmallows communicate? With walkie talkies!
4. Why was the marshmallow sad? He felt crumby.
5. What do you call an evil marshmallow? A bad smore.
6. Why do marshmallows make good architects? They have a lot of design experience from making s’mores!
7. Why don’t marshmallows get sunburned? Because they’re coolest when they’re toasted!
8. How does a marshmallow get to work? It takes the s’more subway!
9. What do you call a marshmallow covered in chocolate? A s’more disguising itself as a candy bar!
10. Why do marshmallows make great scientists? Because they have melting points!
11. What do you call a marshmallow that’s a fan of visual art? A Van Smogh!
12. Why are marshmallows so relaxed? Because they’re never in a sticky situation!
Marshmallow One-Liners
13. Marshmallows may be sweet, but their jokes really roast you.
14. Q: What do you get when you cross a marshmallow with a rock climber? A: S’more altitude!
15. Marshmallows don’t actually contain mushrooms, but you can find some fun guys inside.
16. Marshmallows always bring smiles and sweetness to any s’more party.
17. Be careful roasting marshmallows, they tend to get pretty fired up!
18. Marshmallows stick together in a pinch, just like true friends.
19. Q: Why was the marshmallow so stressed? A: He was toast!
20. Three marshmallows were roasting on an open fire. One said “It’s getting hot in here!” The other said “Yeah, it’s really heating up!” The last one just screamed.
21. Marshmallows are truly versatile – they can be toasted, used in cereal, or tell funny jokes.
22. Q: What’s a marshmallow’s favorite movie genre? A: Fluff films!
Best Marshmallow Jokes
23. Three marshmallows walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them sternly and said, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” The marshmallows turned to walk back out, but before leaving one looked back and quipped, “That’s fine, we were just toasted anyway!”
24. A marshmallow family decided to go camping for a weekend getaway. When they arrived at the campground, the baby marshmallow wandered off while the parents were setting up the tent. The dad marshmallow went looking for him but couldn’t find him anywhere. Finally he spotted him in a crowd of other campers and yelled, “There’s my s’more!”
25. What did the mama marshmallow say to her misbehaving baby? If you can’t say something sweet, don’t say nothing at all!
26. A marshmallow walked into a retirement home and approached the receptionist desk. He said, “I’m here to visit my father, where can I find the Mr. Mallo room?”
27. Why don’t ants ever get into fights with marshmallows? Because they’re conscientious objectors!
28. What kind of shoes do marshmallows wear? Tennis shoes!
29. Why don’t marshmallows make good secret agents? Because they crack under pressure!
30. How do you organize a space party for marshmallows? You planet!
31. Did you hear about the new species of mini marshmallows discovered in the Amazon rainforest? Scientists are calling them the small smores!
32. Why don’t marshmallows ever win at board games? They always get outstrategized!
33. What do you call a lazy marshmallow? An idles’more!
34. Why don’t marshmallows ever pay rent on time? They’re always a little fluff on cash!
35. How does a marshmallow shoot a bow and arrow? With a s’moresman technique!
36. Did you hear about the marshmallow who went to culinary school? His classmates said he was very sweet and had a lot of potential!
37. Why was the s’mores ingredients kit disappointed? All it contained was some graham crackers and chocolate – there were no marshmallows to be found!
38. What was the marshmallow’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The rolleroaster!
39. Why are marshmallows the most laidback food in the pantry? Because they’re never worried – they know everything will come out alright in the end if they just stick together!
40. What did the judge say when the marshmallow was brought into court? You’ve been a bad smore!
41. How does a marshmallow call his friend? On his cell phone of course! (The marshmallow says: “Hello, is this Kelly? Kelly S’moreson?”)
42. What happens when you tell an offensive joke to a marshmallow? It gives you a burnt look.
43. How does a marshmallow cut his lawn? With an edger s’more!
44. Why do marshmallows make great teachers? Because they know how to get their point across!
45. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite novel? The S’Mores Code by Dan Brown!
