Hot Dog Puns
- I relish a good hot dog pun!
- Want to hear a joke about hot dogs? It’s the wienerest!
- What do you call a hot dog with a degree? A certified frankfurter!
- My friend got injured at the hot dog eating contest. He said it was just a weiner pinch.
- I entered my dachshund in the hot dog race. He’s a weiner dog so I thought he’d have a good chance!
- What do you call a hot dog in a tuxedo? Formal frankfurter!
- Our cookout ran out of hot dogs. It was the wurst!
- I’m training to be a professional hot dog eater. You could say I have a big appetite for weiners!
- Want to hear a joke about hot dogs? Just don’t grill me too much about it!
- What do you call a hot dog that graduates medical school? A doc-ter frank!
Hot Dog One-Liners
- I relish these hot dog jokes!
- Hot diggity dog!
- Frankly, these jokes are hilarious!
- These jokes are the wieners!
- My friends say my hot dog jokes aren’t funny, but I think they’re on a roll!
- Want to hear a joke about hot dogs? Just ketchup to me!
- What do you call a hot dog with mustard? A saucy frank!
- Hot dog jokes? I’m in a bit of a pickle coming up with new ones!
- Do you want to hear a joke about hot dogs? It’s in good taste!
- These hot dog jokes really cut the mustard!
Best Hot Dog Jokes
- Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? He didn’t want to be a Oscar Mayer wiener!
- What do you call a hot dog that knows karate? A nin-ja-frank!
- Why don’t hot dogs need sweaters? Because they have their own coats!
- How did the hot dog win the race? He was the fastest food on the track!
- What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a door bell? A dachshund!
- Why did the cowboy bring hot dogs to the hoedown? To meet the buns!
- How do baseball players stay cool on hot summer days? By sitting next to their fans!
- Why did the hot dog lose the tennis match? Because it couldn’t cut the mustard!
- Why was the hot dog sad after the barbecue? He got grilled by the guests!
- What do you call a hot dog that goes on too long? A rambling frankfurter!
- Why do hot dogs make great detectives? They always follow the clues and catch the buns!
- What do you call a hot dog with epilepsy? A shaking frank!
- Why did the hot dog turn down a speaking engagement? It didn’t want to address the buns!
- Why did the hot dog win an award? It was outstanding in its field!
- Why did the hot dog get in trouble at school? It was too saucy!
- What did the hot dog name his son? Frank Junior!
- Why do hot dogs make great builders? They know how to raise the roof!
- What do you call a hot dog that works on cars? A mechanic frankfurter!
- Why did the hot dog turn down the chance to be an actor? The script was pure bologna!