51 Funny Dish soap Jokes

Dish Soap Puns (15)

1. I bet the dish soap company makes a clean profit.
2. Working at the dish soap factory seems like a sudsy job to me.
3. The greedy dish soap salesman tried to liquidate his assets before bankruptcy.
4. My dish soap bottles identify as full even though they’re empty inside.
5. Getting good grades in school is a cake walk if you know how to butter up teachers.
6. I spilled my entire dish soap stock down the drain and it was a soap opera tragedy.
7. To save money on dish soap I wash dishes in a tiny pail. You could say I have a pale ale.
8. I’m so bubbly since I started making my own dish soap at home. You could say I have a lot of self-detergence.
9. Working at the dish soap factory is a very sudsy job. The employees make a clean living.
10. There is a new dish soap on the market made specifically for cleaning insects. It’s called Ant-ibacterial.
11. I decided to sell my homemade dish soap on Etsy. My friends said I would make a cleaning.
12. Did you hear about the dish soap shortage? Supplies are limited so you better stock-up while you can!
13. The dish soap factory had a huge sale after producing too much product. They had an over-stock of soap!
14. The lazy dishwasher didn’t want to work. He refused to lift a finger…or a sponge!
15. When I run out of dish soap, I just add more water. My soap bottles self-dilute.

Dish Soap One-Liners (15)

16. Don’t cry over spilled dish soap—the floor needed cleaning anyway!
17. I bought my dish soap at a clearance sale, it was quite the steal.
18. My dish soap is so old it can probably vote.
19. Be careful not to confuse dish soap with whipped cream, unless you enjoy sudsy sundaes.
20. Don’t drink and derive—you might accidentally confuse your glass with the dish soap.
21. I’m saving up to buy the 128 oz family size dish soap—It’s my bubbly dream!
22. Don’t use too much dish soap unless you want a kitchen floor bubble party.
23. The dish soap was tired of washing dirty dishes, it felt like its suds were being abused.
24. My dish soap bottles are going through an identity crisis.
25. Don’t bother locking your dish soap up, no one wants to steal that.
26. Been washing dishes so long I think my hands are mutating into dish soap.
27. Bought black market dish soap once, pretty sure it was laundered.
28. Dish soap spilled in my eyes once, had to rinse for 5 minutes straight.
29. I bet dish soap companies clean up during flu season.
30. My dish soap is so watered down even a hippo couldn’t make bubbles with it.

Best Dish Soap Jokes (21)

31. Last time I make homemade dish soap! I carefully measured and mixed the ingredients only to have the batch turn out lye-heavy. What a base-ic mistake!
32. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? Because she always runs away from the ball!
33. Yesterday I accidentally grabbed the dish soap instead of shampoo. After I washed my hair I blew bubbles every time I sneezed!
34. My friend got a job testing dish soap, says it’s a lot of work but there are fringe benefits.
35. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
36. Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped!
37. I entered my home made dish soap in a prestigious soap making competition. Unfortunately, it did not win any accolades. In fact, the judges panned it!
38. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
39. My friend thinks stealing dish soap isn’t a big deal. But it’s a slippery slope, soon she’ll move on to more expensive cleaners.
40. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
41. I accidentally bought an off-brand dish soap called “Scrubs Bubbly.” I have to say, the apron and medical clogs it came with were an odd choice.
42. Which U.S. state is famous for its extra small soft drinks? Minnesota!
43. My legs were frozen solid after walking through that dish soap spill. It was quite the Gel moment.
44. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten tickles!
45. I’m thinking of starting a punk band called “Dish Soap & the Bubbles.” We’ll be really big in Japan.
46. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet!
47. I accidentally put dish soap in the washing machine instead of laundry detergent. When I took my clothes out, they were squeaky clean!
48. Knock knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke!
49. What do you call a bee born in May? A maybe!
50. I’m writing a theatrical melodrama about an evil dish soap tycoon. It’s going to be a real soap opera!
51. Did you know you can blow bubbles if you mix dish soap with enough air? It’s great fun, I highly ex-breathe-it!
52. This morning the dish soap was upset with me. I guess I rubbed it the wrong way.