Berry Puns
1. I was going to make a joke about berries, but I decided to leave it a-loan.
2. What do you call a berry that acts like it’s better than all the other berries? A blueberry!
3. Why did the strawberry get in trouble at school? It was caught berry-ing another student’s homework.
4. What do you call a psychic berry? A black raspberry!
5. How does a berry get from point A to point B? It strabwerries there.
6. Why was the cranberry late for work today? It was stuck in a traffic jam.
7. Why do berries make good detectives? They’re always trying to get to the bottom of things.
8. What’s a berry’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
9. How does a berry party? It throws raves!
10. Why don’t berries make good cowboys? They’re always dropping their straw hats.
11. What’s a berry’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
12. Why do berries have trouble remembering your name? They tend to have short-term elder-memories.
13. Which berry works on Wall Street? A blueberry – it’s always in the stock market.
14. Why don’t berries ever win staring contests? They blink first.
15. What do you call two berries that stick together? Velcro-berries!
16. Why couldn’t the berry fly home for the holidays? It couldn’t affords-berries!
17. What do you call a berry that’s been knighted? Sir Rasp-berry!
18. How do berries get clean? They take straw-berries!
19. What’s a berry’s favorite snack? Raisin’ bran!
20. Why are berries always so sarcastic? It’s just their currant mood.
Berry One-Liners
21. I berry-ly have time for silly jokes today.
22. These berry puns are driving me bananas!
23. Quit razzing me with all these berry jokes.
24. Enough with the berry puns – lettuce move on.
25. Berry funny, can you come up with something original?
26. I’m feeling very punny today with these berry jokes.
27. My friend said “Let’s exchange berry puns” and I said “Okay, you go a-head.”
28. I wanted to make a berry joke, but I didn’t have the currants to do it.
29. I’m not even going to ask where you found all these berry puns.
30. These jokes are the pits – enough with the berry puns already!
31. Berry impressive pun skills you’ve got there.
32. I berry much appreciate all these hilarious puns.
33. I’m sick and tired of all these berry bad puns.
34. You’d berry better stop with the fruit jokes before I go bananas.
35. These jokes are berrying me alive – I can’t take it anymore!
36. I’m feeling very blah berry about these jokes now.
37. Berry nice puns – let’s see if you can think of any more.
38. I’m not sure I have the stam-berry to keep listening to these.
Best Berry Jokes
39. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
40. Why do fungi have to pay double bus fare? Because they take up too mushroom!
41. What vegetable do you get when you cross broccoli with a computer? A brussel sprout!
42. Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield? There are too many ears!
43. Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!
44. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
45. What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks? A fun-gi!
46. Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything!
47. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
48. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!
49. What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed!
50. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
51. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
52. Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing!
53. What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque!
54. How do trees get on the internet? They log on!
55. Why was the math book feeling sad? It had too many problems!
56. Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
57. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious!
58. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
59. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baaa-baaa shop!
60. How does NASA organize a party? They planet!
61. Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They’re two-tired!
62. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
63. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
64. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
65. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus!
66. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink!
67. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
68. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
69. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
70. Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
71. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
72. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
73. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.