Cars Puns (10) What do you call a line of cars waiting to get an oil change? A full-service queue. Why was the car exhausted after the road trip? It was completely drained of fuel. My friend got fired from the taxi company for eating customers’ fares. I guess that’s the cost of doing chew-siness. …
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Duck Puns 1. What do you call a duck that gets all the gossip? A quacker! 2. Why did the duck get in trouble at school? He was caught quacking the test answers. 3. I was going to tell a joke about ducks, but it was fowl. 4. What do you get when you cross …
Tuna Puns What did the tuna say when it swam into a concrete wall? “Dam!” Why don’t tuna fish like musicians? They’re too bassy! I was going to tell a joke about tuna, but it’s still in the can. What do you call a tuna with a law degree? A sue-shi! Did you hear about …
Diarrhea Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about diarrhea, but it just ran right through me. 2. My friend said she was suffering from diarrhea, I told her to stay strong we’re here for you! 3. I entered a farting contest last week but sadly I only came in third. The two …
Trampoline Puns 1. I wanted to bounce higher on the trampoline, but I just couldn’t get a good re-bound. 2. The trampoline was jealous of the bouncy castle because it had more spring in its step. 3. When I jumped on the trampoline, I got launched into the air. You could say I was feeling …
Storm Puns I wanted to make a joke about the storm, but there was just too much wind build up. What do you call a storm that moves slowly? A drizzle. Why are storms bad at telling jokes? Their delivery is poor. My friend got hit by lightning during the storm. He’s currently in shock. …
Wizard Puns 1. What do you call a wizard who skipped school? A where-wolf! 2. Why don’t wizards like to get up early in the morning? They’re not morning people! 3. How did the wizard pay for his new robes and wand? With some abra-ca-dosh! 4. What happened to the wizard who turned everyone into …
Trees Puns (30) 1. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 2. Why was the tree excited on the first day of school? Because it was oak-nique! 3. How can you tell when a tree is ready for school? It’s sap to begin! 4. Why are trees such poor conversationalists? They …
Clay Puns 1. What do you call a clay jar without any openings? An unpotted pot! 2. Why was the clay angry after getting baked in the kiln? It was fired up! 3. Did you hear about the new clay arcade game? It’s called Claystation! 4. Why don’t clays make good bankers? They’re always getting …
Chemistry Puns 1. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium. 2. What’s a chemist’s favorite kind of tree? The laboratory! 3. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything! 4. What do you call someone who loves chemistry cat urine? A feline chemist! 5. Why did the chemist only tell inorganic jokes? …