Polar Bear Puns What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, he can’t hear you. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar seal of approval. Why don’t polar bears like fast food? They can’t catch it. My friend saw a polar bear picking …
Random Jokes
Biscuit Puns 1. I kneaded some dough to bake my biscuits, but when they came out of the oven they were pretty crumby. 2. My friend said she was going to make some biscuits from scratch. I told her that sounds like a lot of work just for some itchy skin. 3. Why don’t pirates …
Cricket Puns (15) I tried to catch fog yesterday but I mist. The secret to a good cricket team is having a coach who really pitches in. The cricket batsman hit the ball so high it was outtasight. The cricketer was stumped when asked where his kit was, but eventually wicket. The cricket commentators realised …
Seafood Puns 1. I’m going to avoid the shrimp at this party because they look a little shellfish. 2. The lobster kept pinching everyone because it was feeling crabby. 3. I was going to tell a joke about tuna, but it’s probably best if I keep it on the down low. 4. The clams were …
Tuesday Puns I heard two days got into a fight. When asked what happened, Tuesday said “It’s Wednesday my dudes!” What do you call it when Tuesday comes before Monday? Pre-mature Weekendation. Why does Tuesday hate the number 2? Because Tuesday is the third day. What do you call a party on Tuesday? A pre-Wednesday …
Flamingo Puns (15) 1. What do you call a grumpy flamingo? A flamin’-go away! 2. What do you call a flamingo that got rich quick? A flamin’-go bucks! 3. Why don’t flamingos ever win at hide and seek? They always stick out like a sore thumb. 4. Why are flamingos the most fashionable birds? They’re …
Cleaning Puns 1. I was going to clean my windows but I couldn’t see the point. 2. My friend asked me to help her organize her cleaning supplies. I told her to keep calm and carry on. 3. The janitor started a band called Mop n’ Glo. Their music really cleans up. 4. I entered …
November Puns 1. I heard November is going to be a little chili this year. I hope it doesn’t get too hot under the collar! 2. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so upset? He was having a fowl November! 3. November is the month for giving thanks. I’m so thankful I oak the time to …
Sheep Puns (20) 1. What do you call a sheep who tells jokes? A baaad comedian. 2. Why don’t sheep like fast food? They prefer to take it baaalamb. 3. How do sheep stay connected? They use their wool wide web. 4. Why are sheep good at solving math problems? They are pretty good at …
Worm Puns (20) 1. What do you call a worm who loves music? A hum-worm! 2. Why didn’t the worm want to go to school? He was afraid it would be too taxing. 3. What do you call a psychic worm? A palm worm! 4. Why are worms so slow? They only have a little …