Seal Puns 1. What do you call a seal who likes to sing? A sea-lebrity! 2. Why don’t seals like to share their food? They’re shellfish! 3. Why did the seal cross the road? To get to the other tide! 4. What do you call a seal that roams the neighborhood? A seal of approval! …
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Minion Puns 1. What do you call a minion who loves math? A minionion. 2. Why don’t minions ever get lost? They have a Kevin sense of direction. 3. What do you call a minion who works as a chef? A minionion. 4. Why can’t minions play tennis? They don’t know how to serve. 5. …
Rose Puns 1. I tried to come up with a pun about roses, but nothing new bloomed in my mind. 2. What did the rose say when it was complimented? Aww, you shouldn’t have. 3. Why was the rose angry at its friend? It felt betrayed after being told a thorny lie. 4. Why don’t …
Viking Puns 1. What do you call a Viking who skipped leg day? A lack-beard. 2. Why don’t Vikings like going to the optometrist? They hate getting their eyes Thored. 3. Why did the Viking buy an extra-large helmet? He had a big Norse. 4. What do you call it when a Viking walks into …
Sand Puns I went to the beach and made a sand castle, you could say I’m lord of the sand manor. Working at the sand mine was gritty business. My sand sculpture of a steak looked so real people thought I made a sand-wich. The sand was so fine, it was ground to a pulp. …
Bison Puns What do you call a bison that graduated from medical school? A doctor bison. How do bison keep their fur looking good? With bison conditioning. Why don’t bison eat dessert? They’re watching their bisugar intake. What do you call a sleeping bison? A bison zzz. How does a bison send a quick message? …
Christmas Puns (12) What do you call an old snowman? A puddle! Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad! What do you call a kid who doesn’t …
Wedding Puns I do, I do, I do-nut want to get married! Marriage is all about give and take. He takes and she gives. I wanted to get married at an amusement park – that way my wedding would be a roller coaster of emotions. My friend got cold feet right before his wedding. Apparently …
Teacher And Student Puns 1. I heard the new English teacher really likes to read between the lines. His students don’t enjoy reading between the lions. 2. My math teacher asked me to find the lowest common denominator. I said, “No thanks, we already have enough in common down here.” 3. Our chemistry teacher dissolved …
Flying Puns I wanted to make a joke about airplanes, but it would probably go over your head. My friend got fired from his job as an airline pilot. It came completely out of the blue. I tried to make a joke about the Wright Brothers, but it just didn’t take flight. Did you hear …