Rat Puns (10) 1. What do you call a rat that eats too much cheese? A curd muncher! 2. Why don’t rats live in the ocean? Because there’s too much water rat-tling around down there! 3. Why did the rat cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken! 4. What do you call a rat …
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Salt Puns (10) What do you call a salt shaker that’s always getting beat up on his way to and from work? A Mugly Salt. Why did the hipster add Himalayan salt to her coffee? For the full brough experience. What do you call it when sodium chloride gets knighted? Sir Salt. Why was the …
Snowman Puns (12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose! Why don’t you see many snowmen in England? Because they’re afraid of the snow blower! My friend got hit in the head with a …
Writing Puns 1. I tried to write a novel about a futuristic dystopia, but the plot was too derivative. I figured I shouldn’t plagiarize myself. 2. My friend got angry when I edited his writing. I told him not to take it personally—just trying to help him grow as an author. 3. I entered a …
Fox Puns (24) What do you call a fox who tells jokes? A pun-fox! Why don’t foxes get married? Because they’re too foxy! Where do foxes go to get new clothes? The fox store! What did the fox say when he fell into a hole? “Help, I’ve foxen in!” Why was the little fox sad? …
Ice Cream Puns 1. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! 2. What do you call stolen ice cream? A cone artist. 3. Why was the ice cream cone acting so cold? It was giving everyone the cold shoulder. 4. I wish I was an ice cream cone, so I could get …
Lime Puns (12) What do you call a lime that’s been in an accident? A lime in a jam! Why was the lime teacher upset with her student? He was being a little fruit. Why don’t limes make good sailors? They get scurvy easily. My friend got hit in the head with a lime. Don’t …
Latte Puns 1. I bought a latte from Starbucks yesterday but I had to send it back. There was a frothulance. 2. I tried to froth milk for my latte this morning but I just ended up with a mess. I guess I’m not cut out for latte art. 3. My barista friend is going …
Gold Puns (20) I bought some gold jewelry for my wife. It was an in-vest-mint. The gold miner was excavating a new shaft. He was going for the gold vein. The gold prospector struck it rich. Now he’s in ore of money. The gold thief got caught red-handed. He was booked for grand larceny. The …
Mountain Puns (15) I wanted to climb Mount Everest, but I got cold feet. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious. Mountains aren’t just hill areas. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff. Did you hear about the mountain range that got married? It had a rocky relationship. My friend wanted to …