Ladder Puns 1. I wanted to climb the corporate ladder, but the rungs were greasy and I kept slipping. 2. My new year’s resolution was to move up the ladder at work. But every time I tried, I got knocked down a rung or two. 3. I bought a new ladder today but had to …
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Slime Puns 1. What do you call a sticky, gooey monster? A slime thing! 2. Why was the slime late to work? It got stuck in traffic. 3. What do you get when you cross a ghost with slime? An ectoplasm! 4. My friend got hungry and ate some slime. Now he’s feeling a little …
Leaves Puns (25) 1. I wanted to make a leaf collection, but autumn I could get were piles. 2. The tree held on to its leaves tightly. It just couldn’t let go. 3. I entered my leaf collection in a contest. It was a photo finish. 4. I told a joke about leaves, but it …
Lizard Puns (25) What do you call a lizard that sells insurance? A geico! What do you call a lizard that works as a spy? A secret agent iguana. Why are lizards bad at playing musical instruments? They’re reptiles. What do you call a lizard that likes to body build? A flexi-guana. My friend got …
Driving Puns I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I kept stalling. Parallel parking is a big challenge, it’s always angling for a spot. My friend got mad when I tailgated him, but we patched things up and got back in the fast lane. Getting cut off in traffic hits a nerve, …
Door Puns 1. I wanted to go to the party but the host kept me in the doorway. 2. I heard a knock at the door so I opened it. No one was there except a little quiche on the floor with a note saying “Lettuce in.” 3. What do you call someone who is …
Beaver Puns (12) 1. Why did the beaver get kicked out of school? For chewing gum in claws! 2. What do you call a beaver who works as a building contractor? A dam builder! 3. How does a beaver keep their breath fresh? With evergreen trees! 4. Why don’t beavers tell jokes while they work? …
Truck Puns 1. What do you call a truck full of ducks? A Quack-up truck! 2. Why was the big rig tired when it got home? It had a long haul. 3. Why don’t trucks ever go on vacation? They like to stick to their routes. 4. How does a truck stay in shape? It …
Fall Puns What do you call a nervous leaf? Afraid-o-fall! Why was the leaf embarrassed to fall? It was a little shady! Which U.S. state has the most leaves in fall? Minne-so-ta! Why do leaves get detention in school during fall? For falling behind in class! How does fall feel about performing on stage? It …
Yeti Puns 1. What do you call a yeti who loves to read? A bookie monster! 2. Why was the yeti late for dinner? He got abominably snowed in! 3. What do you call a yeti who works as a bartender? The abominable snowman! 4. How does a yeti stay connected? With inter-snow-net! 5. Why …