Daylight Savings Puns (15) 1. I’m not a fan of Daylight Savings Time. It really throws me off kilter. 2. My watch gets very confuzzled during Daylight Savings Time. It’s always like, “Wait, what time is it again?” 3. I asked my clock how it felt about Daylight Savings Time ending. It said, “It’s about …
Random Jokes
Mozzarella Puns 1. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese! 2. What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone! 3. Why did the cheese want to borrow money? It needed some cheddar! 4. Why was the cheesemaker fired from his job? He got caught stringing …
Earthquake Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about earthquakes, but I decided not to because it might come across as shaking. 2. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Quake ‘N Bake? Their motto is, “We’ll shake you up and cook you up!” 3. Why was the seismologist fired from his …
Lactose Puns 1. I cheddar the thought of being lactose intolerant. 2. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese! 3. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable. 4. I read a book about anti-gravity. It was impossible to put down! 5. Did you hear about the cheese …
Bird Puns (15) What do you call a bird that hangs out at the airport? A terminally ill egret. Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. I was going to tell a joke about birds, but it’s fowl. What do you call a psychic bird on …
Drinks Puns 1. I only drink on days that end in “y.” Get it? Because every day ends in “y”! 2. My favorite drink is a mango daiquiri. You could say it’s my signature cocktail. 3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 4. Did you hear about the guy who …
Periodic Table Puns 1. I asked my friend if he knew all the elements on the periodic table. He said, “Just Barium.” 2. Why was the element scared to bond with others? It had social Argon. 3. What do you call an elements fan club? A fandomenium. 4. What do you call elements that like …
Kale Puns 1. I couldn’t find my keys this morning, so I decided to retrace my steps… which led me back to the fridge where I was snacking on kale at 3am. 2. My friend called and asked me how I was doing. I said, “Oh, you know, just living that kale life.” 3. What …
Star Trek Puns 1. I heard the Enterprise got a new captain. I guess you could say there’s a Picard in charge now. 2. I was going to make a joke about the Borg, but I figured resistance is futile. 3. The Klingons wanted to capture the Enterprise, but their plan was foiled. Get it? …
Pencil Puns (10) What do you call a pencil that ran out of lead? Pointless. Why was the pencil sad after getting sharpened? It lost its point. I tried to write with a broken pencil but it was pointless. My pencil keeps breaking when I sharpen it. I guess it has a short point span. …