Fudge Puns What do you call a fudge maker who is full of themselves? A fudge packer. Why was the fudge sad? It felt crummy. I made a batch of fudge but accidentally used salt instead of sugar. You could say I made a salty fudge packer. My friend got addicted to fudge. I told …
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Hanukkah Puns 1. What do you call a dreidel made out of bacon? A hanukkebel. 2. Why did the menorah get arrested? It was caught littering. 3. I was going to tell a joke about Hanukkah presents but decided not to gift wrap it. 4. Why couldn’t the Jewish boy play hockey? He kept getting …
Taco Bell Puns 1. I went to Taco Bell and ordered a chalupa. The employee said, “Don’t you mean a chalupay?” I said, “No, just one is fine.” 2. What do you call a Taco Bell restaurant that floats? A taco sailboat. 3. Why don’t they have clocks inside Taco Bell restaurants? There’s no time …
Ham Puns (10 jokes) What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! Why don’t pigs like baseball? They’re afraid to get hit by the b-ham. Why did the pig go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a ham actor. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a pig? …
Firework Puns (25 Jokes) I only buy fireworks from certified pyro-technicians. My friend lit a firework that let out a loud bang and said, “Now that’s what I call a firecracker!” I wanted to have a big firework display, but the costs were sky rocketing. I bought a box of defective fireworks that turned out …
French Fry Puns 1. What do you call a fried potato that knows karate? A chip off the old block! 2. Why don’t French fries like comedy shows? They don’t like being the butt of jokes. 3. How do you fix a broken French fry? With potato patch! 4. Want to hear a joke about …
Frankenstein Puns 1. I heard Frankenstein entered a body building competition. He was disqualified for using artificial body parts though. 2. Did you hear about Frankenstein’s new career as a dairy farmer? He’s great at producing milk from screamin’ cows! 3. Frankenstein tried to start a lawn care business but he just couldn’t seem to …
Alabama Puns (12) 1. What do you call a toothless man from Alabama? A gummy redneck. 2. Why don’t Alabama families go to the beach? They don’t want to get tide. 3. Why did the Alabama man put wheels on his house? He wanted a mobile home. 4. What do you call an Alabama family …
Australian Puns 1. What do you call an Australian who loves algebra? An alge-bra. 2. Why don’t Australians like riding bikes? They prefer to walka-bout. 3. What do you call an Australian who works at a steel factory? A metal koala. 4. Why are Australians bad at baseball? They don’t know how to pitch a …
Uranus Puns (15) 1. I wanted to make a joke about Uranus, but I decided to planet for another time. 2. What did the astronomer say when he discovered Uranus? “Well, that’s a surprise!” 3. I heard there’s a new restaurant opening on Uranus. The food is supposed to be out of this world! 4. …