Bandage Puns I tripped while hiking and had to get a bandage. I guess you could say I got… trail mix. My friend got a job at the bandage factory but quit on his first day. He said it was too much pressure to wrap things up. Did you hear about the clumsy chef who …
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Refrigerator Puns What do you call a refrigerator that likes to rap? A cool MC. My refrigerator got sick and had to go to the hospital. Now it’s in the ER. I entered my refrigerator in a race. It was neck and neck but in the end, the fridge won by a nose. I heard …
Razor Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about razors, but it was too edgy. 2. That new razor ad campaign really struck a cord with me. Get it? Cord? 3. My friend was bragging about his fancy new razor, but I cut him down to size. 4. I entered my razor in …
Rake Puns 1. I bought a new rake to help with the fall cleanup, but it ended up being a huge mis-rake! 2. My friend was bragging about raking faster than me. I told him not to rake me over the coals about it! 3. The landscaper started telling rake puns that were pretty corny. …
Printer Puns 1. I was having issues with my printer so I decided to read the manual. Turns out it was just a short story. 2. My printer ran out of ink while printing a long document. I guess it just couldn’t take so many pages. 3. I entered a contest for the most high-tech …
Lip balm Puns 1. I was feeling chapped, so I asked my friend if I could borrow her lip balm. She said, “Sure, you can chap my sticks anytime!” 2. I entered my homemade lip balm in the county fair. But I lost to a girl who made hers with bee wax. Talk about a …
Lighter Puns (15) 1. I bought a new lighter that is so futuristic, you could say it’s lighter years ahead of the competition! 2. My lighter went on a diet and started eating less fuel. Now it’s a little lighter. 3. I entered my lighter into a comedy competition. It was so funny, it won …
Light Bulb Puns 1. What do you call an unreliable lightbulb? A dim bulb! 2. Want to hear a joke about electricity? I doubt you’d get amped for it since most people aren’t very bright. 3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic light bulb? It was afraid of being cooped up inside a lamp. 4. …
Laundry Detergent Puns I used to do laundry with regular detergent, but now I use Tide. It really makes a difference! My friend was struggling to open a new jug of laundry detergent. I said, “Do you need some Gain assistance?” Did you hear about the angry washing machine? It was in a big spin …
Paperclip Puns 1. I bought some new paperclips to hold my papers together, but they ended up being a bit bent out of shape. 2. I told my co-worker that the paper clips on my desk were for organizational purposes only. She said, “Sounds like you’re pretty clipped on how they can be used!” 3. …