Texas Puns What do you call a really tiny town in Texas? A micro-city! Why did the cowboy get a smartphone? He wanted to Texas friends. Why are phones bigger in Texas? Because everything’s bigger in Texas! How do you find someone from Texas in a crowded room? Just yell “y’all” and see who turns …
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Telephone Puns I tried to call the psychic hotline but the phone just rang and rang. No one answered – I guess they didn’t see that coming! My friend called me to complain about his telephone bills. He must have really wanted to get something off his chest. I picked up the phone and dialed …
Teeth Puns (15) 1. I heard the dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs. I guess he was a meth dealer! 2. My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, I know, right? It’s about time I was treated like royalty! 3. Did you hear about the dentist who married the manicurist? …
Teacher Puns Why was the math teacher late to school? She took the rhombus. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright! Why do teachers make good vampires? They have class. Why did the teacher put on rubber boots? She wanted to avoid shocking her students. Why are math teachers always …
Tan Puns I used to be pale, but after getting a tan I’m a shade tanner! My friend was so pale that I told him he needs to get out more and work on his tan lines. The tanning salon had a special for people who visit frequently – they called it the tan-gent plan. …
Tailor Puns I asked my tailor to make me some pants out of fabric from an exquisite French mill, but he said it was a bit too Lyonnaise. My tailor friend charged me way too much to fix a hole in my sweater. I told him he really needs to sew his prices. I brought …
Tagalog Puns 1. Anong tawag sa manok na palaging nauuntog sa pader? Eh di de-kwak-kwak! 2. Ano ang tawag sa maliit na aso? Eh di chi-wow-wow! 3. Paano mo sasabihin ang salitang “fried chicken” sa Tagalog? Eh di pi-rito-rito! 4. Ano ang tawag sa maliit na pusa? Eh di me-yow-yow! 5. Paano mo sasabihin ang …
Tadpole Puns 1. What do you call a tadpole that just graduated college? An educated pollywog! 2. How does a tadpole access the internet? They log on with their tad-pole! 3. Why don’t tadpoles ever run out of energy? They have re-charge-able tail batteries! 4. What do you call a tadpole that works as a …
Synchronized Swimming Puns 1. What did the synchronized swimmer say when she couldn’t find her nose clip? I better surface before I drown! 2. Why was the synchronized swimmer always late for practice? She was caught in the current events. 3. What did the synchronized swimmer do when she got a leg cramp? She called …
Switzerland Puns (12) 1. Why does Switzerland have square-shaped borders? They wanted everything to be neat and tidy. 2. Why are Swiss cows the happiest? They live in the Alps! 3. Did you hear about the new Swiss cheese with herbs? It has HolEs in One. 4. Why do the Swiss make the best accountants? …