Ostrich Puns (10) 1. I wanted to make an ostrich sandwich, but I couldn’t find the breaded. 2. The ostrich was feeling down, so I tried to ostrich-size him up. 3. The ostrich was acting paranoid. I told him to stop being so ostrich-cious. 4. I saw an ostrich at the gym. He was really …
Random Jokes
Good Night Puns 1. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but you guys didn’t like it. 2. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. 3. I need some sleep. It’s bed time for me. Good night! 4. I’m feeling a bit off today. I think I …
Desert Puns 1. I screamed when I saw a snake in the desert. It rattled me to the core! 2. The desert was so dry, it was devoid of moister. 3. I was thirsty in the desert so I ordered a martini, dry with no olive. 4. I got so sunburned in the desert, I …
Coral Puns 1. I wanted to make a joke about coral, but I reefuse to stoop that low. 2. What do you call a coral that works as a stand-up comedian? A pun-ny polyp! 3. Did you hear about the coral that was nominated for an Oscar? It was outstanding in its reef. 4. Why …
Baker Puns (20) I knead to tell you about my new bakery puns. They’ll really rise to the occasion. What do you call a baker who works quickly? A whisk taker! Why was the baker fired from his job? He was caught loafing around. My friend got a job at the bakery but said he …
Thailand Puns 1. I heard Bangkok is a great place to get a Thai massage. I guess you could say it really helps you Thai up any loose ends! 2. My friend went to Thailand and brought me back some Pad Thai. He said it was made with authentic Thai spices. I told him that …
Thanksgiving Puns (15) 1. I’m really good at cooking the Thanksgiving turkey. You could say I’m an expert at poultry in motion. 2. The pilgrims were psalm singers, but their descendants are hip hop and rappers. You could say they went from Psalms to palms. 3. I entered my pumpkin pie in a baking contest. …
Possum Puns 1. What do you call a possum who likes to hide? A sly opossum! 2. What did the possum say when he was caught stealing food? “I’m just o-playing possum!” 3. Why don’t possums make good lawyers? They play dead in the middle of a trial! 4. How do possums like to travel? …
Barbie Puns 1. I heard Barbie is taking a trip to the Bahamas. She’s looking forward to some fun in the sun Barbados. 2. Barbie tried to get a tan but ended up with a sunburn. I guess you could say she got Bar-becued! 3. Barbie bought a new car but got a flat tire …
Art Puns I tried to draw a circle but it ended up looking oval. I guess I need to work on my art skills. My friend got mad when I called his abstract painting garbage. I told him to relax, it’s not my fault he doesn’t understand art. I entered my macaroni art in a …