Trombone Puns 1. What do you call a trombone player who keeps skipping rehearsals? A slide dodger! 2. Why was the trombone player always running late to gigs? They had a hard time keeping up with the tempo! 3. How does a trombone player keep their instrument from getting stolen? They put a lock on …
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Tricycle Puns 1. I asked my friend why he was riding a tricycle. He said, “I’m just going through a mid-life cy-cle.” 2. My tricycle got a flat tire so I took it to the bike shop. They said I needed a new tri-patch. 3. I entered my tricycle in a bike race. It was …
Train Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about trains, but I decided to switch tracks. 2. My friend got hit by a train and lost his left leg and left arm. He’s all right now though. 3. I entered a comedy competition on trains, but I didn’t make it past the first …
Traffic Cone Puns 1. What do you call a traffic cone that works as a barber? A cone cut! 2. Why was the traffic cone late to work? It got stuck in cone-struction traffic! 3. Why don’t traffic cones go on vacation? They don’t want to leave their cone-try! 4. What do you call a …
Tornado Puns 1. I heard the tornado caused a lot of commotion in town. It really stirred things up! 2. The tornado swept through so quickly, it was there in a flash but gone in a swirl! 3. When the tornado hit our farm, it left everything a mess. You could say it really turned …
Toothpaste Puns (20) 1. Why was the tube of toothpaste feeling down? It was squeezed out. 2. What do you call an electric toothbrush that runs out of battery? A paste pusher. 3. My dentist told me to switch to an all-natural toothpaste. I said, “You mean I have to give up my Colgate?” He …
Toothbrush Puns (21) 1. What do you call a toothbrush that fell down the stairs? A tumblebrush! 2. Why was the electric toothbrush dressed up for Halloween? It was going as a vampire because it sucks! 3. Did you hear about the psychic toothbrush? It had pre-bristles. 4. What did the dentist say to the …
Too Shy Shy Puns (15) 1. I’m too shy to ask where the bathroom is. I guess I’ll just have to pee in the corner and hope no one notices! 2. I was too shy to ask that cute guy for his number. I guess I’ll just admire him from afar and hope he approaches …
Tongue Twisters + Puns (20) 1. What did the police officer say when he caught the criminal who stole tongues? You’re under a wrist for twisted sisters! 2. Why was the tongue twister athlete so successful? He had a twist of fate! 3. What do you call tongues that argue with each other? Twisted sisters! …
Lord of the Rings Puns 1. What do you call it when Gandalf takes a bath? A Wizard’s Cleansing! 2. Why was Frodo always tired? He had a heavy Baggins under his eyes. 3. Why did the Balrog get a job as a teacher? He wanted to rule over a class of the mines. 4. …