Wedding Puns (25) 1. I heard the groom got cold feet before the wedding. Luckily, his bride gave him a nice pair of socks to warm them up. 2. The bride was running late to the wedding. I guess you could say she was taking her sweet time down the aisle. 3. The wedding cake …
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Washing Machine Puns (10) 1. I bought a new washing machine yesterday. It really cleaned up! 2. My washing machine plays music while it runs. You could say it has some washing tunes. 3. I was excited when I first got my washing machine, but now I’m barely keeping my detergent. 4. My washing machine …
Weather Puns 1. I wanted to enjoy the sunny weather, but it was overcast with clouds. 2. The weatherman said there was a 50% chance of rain today, but 100% of the rain fell on me! 3. I asked my friend how the weather was, he said it was raining cats and dogs. I said …
Warehouse Puns (15) 1. I heard the warehouse employees formed a band. They call themselves The Store-age Rockers. 2. The warehouse manager was feeling down so I told him some jokes to lift his spirits. You could say I tried to warehouse his blues. 3. The warehouse employees were excited when the boss brought in …
Walmart Puns (15) What do you call a Walmart employee who is always slacking off? Aisle Be Back! Why was the Walmart worker fired for stealing bread? They wanted to get that dough! My friend got a job at Walmart but was fired on his first day. I guess he wasn’t up to the task. …
Waiter Puns (25) I asked the waiter what the soup of the day was, he said it was super salad. I said don’t you mean soup or salad? He said no, it’s super salad. My waiter told me the fish special was salmon with a garlic cream sauce. I said that sounds crappie. I told …
Walking Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about walking, but it seemed like a big step. 2. Did you hear about the new walking club? Membership is just one foot in front of the other! 3. I tried to sell my old walking shoes on eBay, but no one wanted to fill …
Virginia Puns Why did the Virginian cross the road? To get to the other side! What do you call someone from Virginia who loves to read? A Virginia bookworm! My friend from Virginia is addicted to eating spicy southwest food. I guess you could say he likes a little Virginia chili! I heard Virginia recently …
Veterans Day Puns (30 Jokes) 1. Why did the veteran eat his lunch so quickly? He was in a rush to finish his meal before the bugle called him back to duty. 2. Why are veterans so good at playing instruments? They are always ready for their next military band. 3. What do you call …
Video Game Puns 1. I tried to make a game about construction vehicles, but all I could come up with was a crane simulator. 2. The astronaut game was fun, but it felt a bit too spacey for me. 3. I wanted to make a game about submarines, but couldn’t get past the first dive. …