News Reporter Puns (25) 1. I heard the news reporter was feeling unwell. He must have caught the anchor flu! 2. The field reporter was having a bad hair day. I guess you could say she was having a bad news hair day! 3. The news anchor was feeling sleepy on air. I guess you …
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Candle Puns 1. Why was the candle so tired after a long day? It was burnt out! 2. What did the French candle say to the other candle? I wax, you wax, we all wax for candles! 3. Why do candles make the best listeners? They illuminate what you have to say! 4. Why did …
Maya Hee Puns (15) 1. I heard Maya Hee is opening a new Japanese restaurant. It will be called Sush-Hee! 2. Did you hear about Maya Hee’s new clothing line? It’s called Hee Couture. 3. Maya Hee recently got into gardening. Her specialty is growing heebie jeebies. 4. I asked Maya Hee if she wanted …
Math Teacher Puns 1. I heard the new math teacher really knows how to multiply problems. 2. The math teacher was feeling angled when her students kept making obtuse jokes. 3. The geometry teacher was feeling well-rounded after learning some new shapes. 4. The algebra teacher was totally stumped by her student’s problems. 5. The …
Lightning Puns (15) 1. I wanted to make a joke about lightning, but I didn’t want to attract too much current interest. 2. The lightning was extremely bright. It was an illuminating experience. 3. Did you hear about the electrician who got hit by lightning? He was shocked. 4. I tried catching lightning in a …
Gas Puns 1. I had some bad intestinal gas last night. It was a real pain in the gas tank. 2. My friend is opening a new store that sells environmentally friendly natural gas. It’s going to be called Eco-Gas. 3. I was feeling gassy after eating a lot of beans. I guess I was …
Neck Puns I was feeling stiff after sleeping wrong, but a trip to the neck spa worked out all the kinks! The giraffe hurt his neck and had to go see a neck specialist called an orthoneckdic doctor. I entered my pet turtle in a neck stretching competition. I knew he had a good chance …
Sock Puns 1. I tried to come up with a sock pun, but couldn’t foot the bill. 2. What did one sock say to the other sock? I’ve got you covered! 3. I asked my sock if it was feeling sad. It said, “Yeah, I’m feeling a little down today.” 4. Want to hear a …
Toe Puns 1. I stubbed my toe this morning. It was quite the mis-foot-une. 2. My friend got athlete’s foot between his toes. I told him he needs to focus on his feet more. 3. I was going to tell a toe joke, but it would just be footer thought. 4. Did you hear about …
Toucan Puns 1. Why don’t toucans like cold weather? It gives them the shiv-toucans! 2. What kind of fruit do toucans like best? Beak-ans! 3. Why are toucans such fussy eaters? They’re always toucan-sidering their options. 4. Why do toucans make good lawyers? They have huge bill-abilities. 5. What do you call a sleepy toucan? …