Belt Puns 1. I bought a new belt today, but when I got home I realized it was a waist of money. 2. My belt keeps attacking me. It’s very aggressive and keeps lashing out. 3. I was feeling empty inside until I put on my belt. Now I feel whole again. 4. I entered …
Random Jokes
Bed Puns 1. I tried to make my bed this morning but it kept fighting me. You could say it was uncooperative. 2. My friend was bragging about his new Sleep Number bed, but I wasn’t impressed. It sounded like a bunch of mattress propaganda to me. 3. I spilled coffee on my bed sheets …
Batteries Puns 1. I tried to start my car but the battery was dead. It just didn’t have the current to go on. 2. Our band is called the Rechargers. We mostly play acoustic sets though, since electric needs too much power. 3. The energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery. 4. I was …
Ballpoint Pen Puns (10) 1. I wanted to write a book, but I didn’t have the write stuff. I just needed the right pen! 2. My friend was confused why I carried around so many pens. I said, “It’s just in case I run out of ink!” 3. I brought my favorite pen to the …
Backpack Puns 1. I tried to pack my bag as light as possible, but it was still a little heavy-pack. 2. My new backpack has great lumbar support, but I still can’t carry it all day without getting a sore back-pack. 3. I was going to bring my backpack on the hike, but it just …
Push pin Puns 1. I wanted to hang up some photos in my new office, but all I could find were push pins. I guess you could say I was in a prickly situation! 2. My friend was trying to convince me that push pins are just as good as thumbtacks. I told him not …
Pot Puns 1. I’m so baked right now, you could call me a pot-ato. 2. My friend got too high and thought he could fly. He’s now in the vegetabled state. 3. I entered my pot plant into a gardening competition. Sadly, it didn’t even make it to the high finals. 4. Why do cannabis …
Plunger Puns I was going to make a joke about plungers, but it would probably just go down the drain. My friend got so angry when he couldn’t unclog the toilet that he practically exploded. You could say he was a plunger short of a full plunge. I entered my plunger into a comedy competition, …
Plate Puns (15) 1. I ordered the steak and when it came out, it was not a good cut. You could say I got a raw deal on that plate. 2. I dropped a stack of plates on my foot the other day. It really hurt, but thankfully nothing broke – just some minor plate …
Key Puns 1. I was about to tell a joke about keys, but figured you wouldn’t find it very a-peel-ing. 2. Did you hear about the key that told bad jokes? People found him un-lock-y. 3. I bought special gloves to organize my key collection. You could say I have key hands now. 4. The …