Alligator Puns (14) What do you call an alligator that does math? An allegator. Why don’t alligators like flowers? They reptiles! Why are alligators never late? They have a croc-odile. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. How does an alligator style his hair? With a croc-odile comb. Why do alligators …
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Bananas Puns (15) What do you call a banana that works as a detective? A peeling investigator! Why don’t bananas like fast food? They can’t drive in a split! Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! How do you know if a banana is sick? It’s looking a little yellow! …
Data Puns 1. I tried to organize my data, but it kept going byte the wayside. 2. I told my friend I finally finished analyzing all my data. She said, “Sounds like you really data mine!” 3. My boss asked me to aggregate some sales data. I told him, “Just give me a min to …
Bridges Puns 1. I heard they’re building a new bridge in town. I hope it spans expectations! 2. Did you hear about the new bridge? It was engineered by a guy named Archie. 3. I tried to cross the bridge, but it was out. Looks like I’ll have to find an alt route. 4. I …
Whiskey Puns (14) 1. I asked the bartender for something Irish and peaty. He recommended Tullamore Dew me a favor and never ask for that again. 2. The whiskey tasted like it had been aged in an old shoe. I guess you could call it a Brogue-an. 3. I went to the distillery and …
Motorcycle Puns I wanted to get a motorcycle, but I didn’t have the guts to buy one. My friend got a new motorcycle but returned it because it wasn’t his cup of tea. I guess it just wasn’t his speed. I was going to make a joke about motorcycles, but it would probably just cycle …