Snake Puns (20) What do you call a snake that works as a spy? A ssspy snake! Why did the snake get a job as a teacher? Because it was an aspiring professor. What do you call a snake that likes to dance? A hip hop viper. Why are snakes never able to send text …
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Rain Puns (12) 1. I’m afraid of catching a cold in the rain, but I’m more concerned about catching pneumonia. I just hope it doesn’t rain all week – that would be pour-ful. 2. The weatherman said there’s a 50% chance of rain today, so I’m bringing an umbrella just in case. I don’t want …
Tractor Puns 1. Why was the tractor so exhausted after working in the field all day? It was tractor-ed out! 2. Why are tractors bad at playing hide and seek? They’re always easy to spot! 3. How do you fix a broken tractor? With a tractor splint! 4. Want to hear a joke about a …
Pokémon Puns (10) 1. I couldn’t decide which Pokémon to catch, it was an Onix-pected Dilemma! 2. The Electric-type Pokémon were so energetic at the party, it was Electrifying! 3. I was trying to come up with a good Grass-type Pokémon joke, but they were all a little Farfetch’d. 4. The Fire-type Pokémon got into …
Volleyball Puns 1. I used to play volleyball, but I got tired of always getting set up. 2. Why are volleyball players such good dancers? They know how to spike the punch. 3. What do you call a volleyball player who brings home all the groceries in one trip? Setter of the year. 4. Why …
Bus Puns I was late to work because my bus went the wrong wey. The driver clearly missed a turn. My friend got a job as a bus driver, but he quit after a week. I guess he realized it just wasn’t his route. I saw a bus driver sporting some fancy new shoes. I …
Gardening Puns (24) What do you call a funny gardener? A com-potato. Why was the gardener good at archery? He had a green thumb. I entered my garden in a competition but it didn’t win first prize. It was just runner beans. My friend got mad when I rearranged her herb garden. But hey, no …
Stripe Puns 1. I wanted to wear a striped shirt, but the store clerk said they were all out of stock. I guess they didn’t have enough stripe supply. 2. My friend was wearing a shirt with thin stripes and I said, “Are those micro-stripes?” He said, “No, they’re soft stripes. Feel them!” 3. I …
Donkey Puns (10) 1. I wanted to make a joke about donkeys, but I realized it would just be an ass-umption. 2. What do you call a donkey that eats too fast? A goblin’ ass. 3. Why don’t donkeys eat dessert? They prefer the main ass course. 4. I tried to teach my donkey to …
Taco Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about a taco, but it was too corny. 2. What do you call a taco that got away? A taco on the run. 3. Why don’t tacos make good baseball players? They always drop the ball. 4. What do you call a taco that crosses …