Zucchini Puns 1. I tried to make a zucchini smoothie, but it was too mushy and green for my taste. I guess I’m just not a fan of the cu-zine. 2. My friend got frustrated trying to grow zucchinis in his garden. I told him to just squash his worries and keep trying. 3. I …
Food Jokes
Wine Puns (20) I used to drink wine religiously, but now I’m more of an alcohol-ignostic. My friend got drunk on wine coolers last night. Today he’s suffering from a case of White Claw-ver. The sommelier described the wine’s bouquet as hints of oak and black currant. I thought it smelled more like old grape …
Jelly Puns 1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 3. Why did the jelly cross the road? Because it thought it could make it before getting jammed up. 4. How …
Muffin Puns (10) 1. I knead to tell you about this muffin recipe I tried. It was so good I almost crumb-ed! 2. What do you call a muffin that makes everyone laugh? A funny bun! 3. Why was the blueberry muffin so sad? It was feeling a little crumby. 4. How did the muffin …
Cupcake Puns 1. I knead to tell you about these cupcake puns before you get too baked. 2. What did the cupcake say when it got sad? “I’m feeling a little crumby today.” 3. Why was the cupcake sad? It was feeling a little batter. 4. Why don’t cupcakes like baseball? It makes them feel …
BBQ Puns 1. I relish these bbq puns, even if they are a little cheesy. 2. What do you call a BBQ sauce that fixes everything? Heinz-sight! 3. Why did the BBQ end early? The host ran out of thyme. 4. What do you call a vegan at a BBQ? A missed steak. 5. Why …
Alcohol Puns (10) 1. I tried making whiskey using grapes, but it came out pretty wine. 2. The bartender asked if I wanted my beer in a frozen mug. I told him, “No, just beer it to me!” 3. Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to brew beer in his kitchen but brewed …
Noodle Puns 1. I tried making noodles using spaghetti squash, but it was pretty impastable. 2. What do you call a noodle that loves jazz music? An im-pasta. 3. Want to hear a joke about pasta? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy. 4. What do you call an angry noodle? A mad pasta. 5. Why was the …