Kangaroo Puns 1. What do you call a kangaroo who is an expert on skin care? A dermatol-a-roo! 2. Why don’t kangaroos like listening to hip hop music? They prefer hip hop. 3. Why was the baby kangaroo sad? He had the joey blues. 4. What do you call a kangaroo who works as a …
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Cat Puns 1. What do you call a cat that gets whatever it wants? Purr-suasive! 2. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 3. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew! 4. Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tale! 5. What do …
Driving Puns (15) What do you call a sleepy truck driver? A semi-conscious. Why was the driver school teacher angry? Her students kept speeding through the course material. Why don’t cars ever get tired? They have auto-motive power. My friend got fired from his job as a taxi driver. It really came out of the …
Crushed Angel Puns (15) 1. Why was the angel depressed after getting crushed? It really winged him! 2. What do you call an angel that got run over by a steamroller? A flattened seraphim! 3. How did the angel look after being crushed under a falling pillar? Like a pancake with wings! 4. Why couldn’t …
Bud Light Puns 1. I only drink Bud Light because it’s the pun-liest beer around. 2. What do you call a Bud Light that’s been left in the sun too long? A bud blight! 3. Why don’t ants ever get drunk off Bud Light? Because they can handle their bud lite. 4. I tried to …
Brunette Puns 1. Why did the brunette tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills! 2. Why can’t brunettes dial 911? Because they can’t find the eleven! 3. What do you call a brunette with a brain? A golden retriever! 4. Why did the brunette stare at the can of …
Monster Puns 1. What do you call a friendly ghost? A pally spirit! 2. Why didn’t the vampire eat Taylor Swift? He didn’t want to get Swift-ies. 3. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them! 4. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind! 5. Why did Dracula …
Mother Puns I told my mom I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti, she replied, “That’s impastable!” My mom works at a pizza place and gets to bring home free pies every night. You could say she’s a mother with all the crust she can handle. Want to hear a pizza joke? …
Taco Bell Puns 1. I went to Taco Bell and ordered a chalupa. The employee said, “Don’t you mean a chalupay?” I said, “No, just one is fine.” 2. What do you call a Taco Bell restaurant that floats? A taco sailboat. 3. Why don’t they have clocks inside Taco Bell restaurants? There’s no time …
Bird Puns (15) What do you call a bird that hangs out at the airport? A terminally ill egret. Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. I was going to tell a joke about birds, but it’s fowl. What do you call a psychic bird on …