Flirting Puns 1. I don’t usually flirt with strangers, but it looks like you could use some pickup lines. 2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 3. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 4. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. 5. …
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Owl Puns 1. Why do owls make great philosophers? Because they really know how to descartes. 2. What do you call an owl who does great impersonations? A hoo-hoo! 3. Why don’t owls ever win at hide and seek? Because they always stick their head out! 4. Why was the owl teacher angry at her …
Clock Puns I tried to make a pun about clocks, but it was about time I gave up. Want to hear a joke about construction? Ah, nevermind. I’m still working on it. My friend got mad when I made a pun about clocks. He said it was a second-hand offense. Did you hear about the …
Rugby Puns What do you call a rugby player who always talks about themselves? A me, me, me! Why don’t eggs play rugby? They’d get scrambled. What’s a rugby player’s favorite planet? Trypiter. Why can’t you tell a joke to a rugby ball? Because it will never get the punchline. Did you hear about the …
Pee Puns 1. I’m so excited for this year’s Urination! I hear it’s going to be a real stream of fun. 2. I tried to sneak into the restroom without anyone noticing, but my friend caught me and said “Urine trouble now!” 3. My bladder is completely full, so don’t be surprised if you hear …
Moon Puns 1. I heard NASA is sending cows to the moon. The launch will be led by Cowmissioner Gordon Mooody. 2. What do you call cheese that’s made on the moon? Lunar cheese! 3. Why did the moon get arrested? It was caught with illegal craters. 4. I entered a competition for who could …
Alligator Puns (14) What do you call an alligator that does math? An allegator. Why don’t alligators like flowers? They reptiles! Why are alligators never late? They have a croc-odile. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. How does an alligator style his hair? With a croc-odile comb. Why do alligators …
Bananas Puns (15) What do you call a banana that works as a detective? A peeling investigator! Why don’t bananas like fast food? They can’t drive in a split! Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! How do you know if a banana is sick? It’s looking a little yellow! …
Data Puns 1. I tried to organize my data, but it kept going byte the wayside. 2. I told my friend I finally finished analyzing all my data. She said, “Sounds like you really data mine!” 3. My boss asked me to aggregate some sales data. I told him, “Just give me a min to …
Bridges Puns 1. I heard they’re building a new bridge in town. I hope it spans expectations! 2. Did you hear about the new bridge? It was engineered by a guy named Archie. 3. I tried to cross the bridge, but it was out. Looks like I’ll have to find an alt route. 4. I …