Lion Puns 1. Why do lions make terrible therapists? They’re always lion! 2. Did you hear about the lion who joined the army? His fellow soldiers said he was an excellent lion tenant. 3. Why don’t lions like fast food? They don’t want to be fast food! 4. Why did the lion get invited to …
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Dragon Puns (32) What do you call a sleepy dragon? A nappyrhynchoidea! Why don’t dragons like fast food? They prefer to order their meals to go. How does a dragon cook its food? With dragonfire! Why did the dragon cross the road? To get to the medieval side. What do you call a dragon that …
Butterfly Puns What do you call a butterfly that flies back and forth? A flutter-by! Why was the butterfly excited on the first day of school? It was the caterpillar’s first day! What did the little butterfly say to encourage the caterpillar? You can do it, little guy! Just put your heart into it, and …
Wall Puns 1. I wanted to paint my wall yellow, but now I have huge regrets. I don’t think I can get over it. 2. If you don’t pay attention to the warning signs, you might hit a wall. Just make sure you don’t run into any concrete problems. 3. My friend got angry and …
Cherry Puns (13) What do you call a group of grumpy cherries? A bad bunch. How does a cherry like to relax? By sitting in its pit. Why was the cherry unable to play tennis? It couldn’t find its racket. What did the cherry say when it got stepped on? I’m in a jam! Why …
Flag Puns 1. I asked the flag maker if the flags were on sails. He said, “Yes, all of our flags are on sails today!” 2. I was trying to hang the flag up outside but the pole kept bending. I guess I need a stiffer flag pole to fly it high. 3. My friend …
Snake Puns (20) What do you call a snake that works as a spy? A ssspy snake! Why did the snake get a job as a teacher? Because it was an aspiring professor. What do you call a snake that likes to dance? A hip hop viper. Why are snakes never able to send text …
Rain Puns (12) 1. I’m afraid of catching a cold in the rain, but I’m more concerned about catching pneumonia. I just hope it doesn’t rain all week – that would be pour-ful. 2. The weatherman said there’s a 50% chance of rain today, so I’m bringing an umbrella just in case. I don’t want …
Tractor Puns 1. Why was the tractor so exhausted after working in the field all day? It was tractor-ed out! 2. Why are tractors bad at playing hide and seek? They’re always easy to spot! 3. How do you fix a broken tractor? With a tractor splint! 4. Want to hear a joke about a …
Pokémon Puns (10) 1. I couldn’t decide which Pokémon to catch, it was an Onix-pected Dilemma! 2. The Electric-type Pokémon were so energetic at the party, it was Electrifying! 3. I was trying to come up with a good Grass-type Pokémon joke, but they were all a little Farfetch’d. 4. The Fire-type Pokémon got into …