Laptop Puns 1. I bought a wireless keyboard and mouse for my laptop, but I don’t think it’s connected properly. There seems to be a missing USB link between them! 2. My laptop was feeling a bit slow, so I decided to install a solid-state drive. Let’s just say it’s booting up with a new …
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Jewelry box Puns (10) 1. I asked the jeweler if he had any diamond rings in petite sizes. He said, “Sorry, all we carry are small boxes.” 2. My friend got a nice wooden jewelry box but was disappointed when he opened it. I said, “Don’t worry, it will grow on you.” 3. I brought …
Book Puns I asked the librarian if she had a book about turtles, she said, “Hardback?” I said, “Yeah, and little heads too.” I was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil but there’s no point. I started reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! I tried to catch fog …
Refrigerator Puns What do you call a refrigerator that likes to rap? A cool MC. My refrigerator got sick and had to go to the hospital. Now it’s in the ER. I entered my refrigerator in a race. It was neck and neck but in the end, the fridge won by a nose. I heard …
Lip balm Puns 1. I was feeling chapped, so I asked my friend if I could borrow her lip balm. She said, “Sure, you can chap my sticks anytime!” 2. I entered my homemade lip balm in the county fair. But I lost to a girl who made hers with bee wax. Talk about a …
Paperclip Puns 1. I bought some new paperclips to hold my papers together, but they ended up being a bit bent out of shape. 2. I told my co-worker that the paper clips on my desk were for organizational purposes only. She said, “Sounds like you’re pretty clipped on how they can be used!” 3. …
Spoon Puns I entered a competition for puns about spoons, but I didn’t win first prize. I got an honorable men-spoon. Working at the spoon factory was great at first, but eventually it became very repetitive. Now I’m bored to tea-spoons. My friend got hit in the head with a spoon and became a little …
Casserole dish Puns What do you call a casserole dish that tells bad jokes? A groan-ola! Why was the casserole dish bad at hide and seek? Because you could always spot-a-dish! My friend got mad when I accidentally dropped her casserole dish. But no harm was done, it was just a little crock potty humor. …
Movie Puns 1. I heard they’re making a movie about clocks. It’s about time! 2. I tried to watch a double feature at the theater, but after the first movie I was done watching films for awhile. I needed a cinematic break. 3. Did you hear about the new superhero movie coming out? It’s called …
Smart Phone Puns (10) 1. I tried to grab my phone but mistook it for my clock. I guess you could say I had alarm issues. 2. My friend was bragging about his new smartphone’s camera quality. I told him not to get too pixelated. 3. I entered my phone in a beauty pageant. It …
