Corn Puns 1. What do you call an ear of corn that joined the army? Kernel. 2. Why was the ear of corn so popular? It had a-peel. 3. How did the corn know exactly when to pop? It just had a corn-sense. 4. Why was the corn cob upset? Because it was missing an …
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Guitar Puns (17) 1. What do you call a guitarist who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless. 2. Why was the guitar teacher so angry? He was fretting over his students’ lack of practice. 3. Did you hear about the guitarist who fell into his amplifier? He was in a state of shock! 4. …
Marvel Puns I heard Iron Man is getting into the dairy business. He’s going to sell Stark White Milk. Thor tried to start up a croissant business but he couldn’t get the dough to rise. Hulk was angry when he couldn’t find his favorite pants. I guess you wouldn’t like him when he’s in some …
Blue Puns (10) I entered a competition to paint vehicles blue. It was for professionals only, so no amateurs allowed. You might say it was for “blue-collar” workers only. My friend finally decided on a blue dress for her wedding. I told her it was the perfect something blue. I used to work for the …
Orange Puns (20) What do you call an orange who is also a talented singer? A juicy fruit. Want to hear a joke about oranges? You’ll get a real kick out of it. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice. My friend told me a joke about oranges, but I …
Mirror Puns 1. I was going to buy a mirror but I decided against it. I don’t want to see myself in one. 2. My mirror and I have a complicated relationship. We see each other every day but we never talk. 3. I brought my mirror to the gym to get a good look …
Ladies Puns 1. I told my wife that I had a passion for shopping in fine furniture stores. She was completely taken a back. 2. My wife asked me to stop singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” while doing chores. I told her for that she’d have to pay the Malibu bill. 3. I told my …
Ketchup Puns (15) 1. I tried to ketchup with an old friend, but our relationship was strained. 2. The ketchup was so scared, it turned red and ran away. 3. Don’t worry if you’re feeling down, ketchup with me and I’ll cheer you up. 4. The ketchup factory had to close down because they couldn’t …
Target Topic Puns 1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 4. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 5. Why can’t …
Forest Puns (25) 1. What do you call a lost wolf in the woods? A where-wolf! 2. Why was the tree so good at hide and seek? It was great at tree-ing to stay hidden. 3. I wanted to tell a joke about leaves, but they all fell pretty flat. 4. How does a tree …