Toilet Paper Puns (15) 1. I entered a competition for who could write the best toilet paper jokes. I got a roll of honourable mention! 2. Did you hear about the new extra soft toilet paper? It’s called John Wayne because it doesn’t take crap off anyone. 3. My friend got fired from the toilet …
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Hoodie Puns (12) I entered my hoodie into a baking contest. It didn’t win, but I think it was pretty even-steven. My favorite hoodie was stolen. I reported it to the police, but they said there was no lead. Seems like they’re just grasping at straws. I was cold so I put on two hoodies. …
The Beatles Puns (15) 1. The Beatles were asked to star in a movie about submarines. They turned it down because they didn’t want to be in a yellow submarine. 2. Paul McCartney entered an apple pie baking contest. He was disqualified when the judges found out the pie contained Maxwell’s silver beetles. 3. John …
Santa Claus Puns (10) What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho! What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker! How do you know when …
Skydiving Puns (20) 1. I wanted to go skydiving but didn’t have the guts to jump out of the plane. You could say I got cold feet! 2. My skydiving instructor said I was a natural. I guess you could say I took to it like a duck to water. 3. I was so nervous …
Plane Puns 1. I wanted to fly to Paris, but the plane got de-toured. 2. My friend is a pilot. He likes telling plane jokes that never seem to land. 3. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Plane Food? I hear their meals are pretty basic. 4. What do you call a plane …
Air Fryer Puns 1. I bought an air fryer to help me save time in the kitchen, but now I never have a spare minute to use it! 2. My new air fryer is so easy to operate. It’s very user-friendly. 3. I’m thinking of entering my air fryer in a baking contest. It would …
Wedding Puns (25) 1. I heard the groom got cold feet before the wedding. Luckily, his bride gave him a nice pair of socks to warm them up. 2. The bride was running late to the wedding. I guess you could say she was taking her sweet time down the aisle. 3. The wedding cake …
Tutu Puns 1. I heard they’re making a movie about ballet dancers. It’s called Two Two Too Tutu. 2. What do you call a tutu that’s too tight? Can’t Can’t Dance in This. 3. Why was the ballerina fired from the dance company? She kept tutu-rning up late. 4. I wanted to wear a tutu …
Filipino Puns (15) 1. What do you call a Filipino who loves math? A Philip-ino! 2. Why don’t Filipinos ever get cold? Because they have a lot of relatives. 3. What do you call a sleepy Filipino? A Philip-snooze! 4. Why are Filipinos good detectives? Because they can Filip-investigate! 5. What do you call a …