Farm Puns (30) What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen! Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moosician! Where do baby cows eat? The calf-eteria! Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. What do …
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Sushi Puns 1. I’m really tuna-ing in to this sushi – it’s reel-y good! 2. These sushi rolls are on a roll tonight – they’re looking mighty fishy and delicious. 3. My friends say I’m a bit crabby, but I don’t seafood that way – I just have a shell of a good time with …
Nurse Puns 1. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? To draw blood! 2. How does a nurse sneak up on people? They go incognito. 3. Why don’t nurses need to wear watches? Because they have very good time management! 4. What do you call an overweight nurse? A heavy duty nurse! …
Turkey Puns 1. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! 2. What key won’t open any door? A turkey! 3. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play. 4. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet! 5. What do you get if …
Bed Puns 1. I couldn’t get out of bed this morning because I lackadaisical. 2. I was feeling restless last night, so I decided to turn in early and hit the mattress. 3. My friend called and asked if he could crash on my couch. I told him I don’t have a couch, but he’s …
Bath Puns 1. I wanted to take a bath but there was no tub—just a sink. I guess you could say the bathroom was in-complete. 2. I slipped getting out of the bath the other day. Thankfully I didn’t get hurt—I just fell tub over teakettle. 3. My friend was bragging that his new bathroom …
Simpsons Puns 1. I heard Homer Simpson applied to work at the nuclear power plant again. Talk about having a meltdown! 2. What do you call an angry skunk in Springfield? Pew-d’oh! 3. Why was Marge so upset when Homer brought home a box of donuts? She was expecting choco-latte! 4. How does Bart prank …
Photography Puns 1. I used to be a professional photographer, but I lost focus. 2. My friend is addicted to Instagram filters. I told him he needs to get filters anonymous. 3. Did you hear about the photographer who crossed the road? He wanted to capture the other side. 4. I entered a photography contest, …
Museum Puns 1. I heard the new exhibit at the art museum is quite a draw. 2. The museum gift shop was selling posters. I guess you could say they were making art prints. 3. I bought a pen from the museum gift shop but it didn’t write very well. I guess it was more …
Miss Piggy Puns (15) 1. What do you call a Miss Piggy who is an expert at planting trees? A sap-piggy! 2. Why did Miss Piggy get fired from her job at the makeup factory? She kept hogging all the blush! 3. What do you call a Miss Piggy who loves taking photos? A snap-piggy! …