Skeleton Puns (13) 1. I wish I was a skeleton because I’d have a funny bone. 2. Skeletons should drink lots of milk if they want to have strong bones. 3. A skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop. 4. My skeleton friend makes Halloween costumes. Business is booming for …
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Giraffe Puns What do you call a giraffe who does karate? A chopraffe! Why don’t giraffes like fast food? They prefer meals they can take their time chewing. How do giraffes stay connected? They use giraffication towers. Why don’t giraffes get sick? They have strong im-moo-nity. What do you call a giraffe that plays the …
Wind Puns I tried to catch the wind yesterday but it just blew right through my fingers. The forecast said there would be gusts up to 60 mph today. You could say it’s a wind-wind situation. My friend got a job at a wind turbine facility. He says the work environment is very fan-tastic. Did …
Rice Puns 1. I tried making fried rice in my rice cooker, but it came out all sticky. You could say it was a little too ricey. 2. My friend told me this joke about rice but I told him it was pretty corny. He said, “Yeah, it’s just for kicks.” 3. Did you hear …
Mouse Puns 1. I tried to fix my computer mouse but it squeaked away from me! 2. My friend said she saw a mouse in her house. I told her she needs a catscan. 3. Did you hear about the mouse who went to the dentist? He needed his teeth cleaned! 4. Why don’t mice …
Mint Puns 1. I wanted to make a mint garden, but the plants kept causing fresh breezes. 2. I bought some mint-flavored toothpaste the other day. It was so refreshing, I can’t spearmint enough! 3. My friend got mad when I took the last mint from the restaurant. I told him to stop being so …
Name Puns 1. I heard Apple is coming out with a phone for babies called the iPacifier. 2. The bandage company Band-Aid should partner with the adhesive company Elmer’s Glue and call it Elmer’s Band-Aids. 3. My friend who works at the post office got fired for stealing stamps. Now he’s going by the name …
Latvian Puns 1. What do you call a Latvian who loves to read? A bookworm! 2. Why can’t you borrow money from a Latvian? They’re always a little short! 3. What do you get when you cross a Latvian and a vampire? A person who likes their stakes high! 4. Why do Latvians make bad …
Honolulu Puns 1. I heard Honolulu residents like to eat dessert first. I guess they’re just following the Aloha rule! 2. My friend got injured while hiking in Honolulu. I told him he shouldn’t have gone there just to get a little Oahu. 3. I was disappointed by the beaches in Honolulu. They were too …
Heart Puns I wanted to get in shape, so I decided to start running. But after my first day, my heart wasn’t in it. I was feeling empty inside, but a cardiologist said it was just heartburn. The cardiologist told me I need to cut back on fatty foods. I replied, “Doctor, I don’t have …