Winter Puns 1. I wanted to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. 2. What do snowmen eat? Icebergers! 3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! 4. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. What do …
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Stoplight Puns 1. I heard two stoplights got into an argument. Apparently it was quite the red flag. 2. What do you call it when a stoplight goes on strike? A halt sign. 3. Why was the stoplight fired from its job? It kept working, but only half-heartedly. 4. How does a stoplight stay in …
Soldier Puns (14) 1. Why do soldiers make terrible dancers? They’re trained in combat, not combat boots! 2. Why don’t soldiers go on vacation? They’re on duty! 3. Why do soldiers wear camouflage? So they don’t get spotted on duty! 4. How does a soldier keep warm in the winter? With their infantry! 5. Why …
Shrimp Puns (25) 1. Why don’t shrimp share their toys? They’re shellfish. 2. What do you call a shrimp that loans money? A prawn broker. 3. Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide. 4. What do you call a shrimp that skips church? A Hindu. 5. I shrimply love …
Sea Turtle Puns (15) 1. What do you call a sea turtle that loves to read? A book shelf! 2. Why don’t sea turtles like riding roller coasters? They’re not fans of the shells and dips. 3. Why did the sea turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station. 4. What do you …
Restaurant Puns I relish a good hot dog, but ketchup if you can! This seafood restaurant is so fresh – it’s bassically brand new. The ramen restaurant was pretty good, but I was left with a noodleing feeling that something was missing. That new Mexican place makes some spicy entrees, but I salsa my soul …
Playground Puns 1. I wanted to play on the seesaw, but it was up in the air. 2. The new playground equipment was quite the swing in a different direction. 3. The slide was slippery when wet. It really got me down. 4. The merry-go-round went too fast. It made me dizzy and fell off …
Paddy Murphy Puns 1. What do you call an Irishman who loves listening to dad jokes? Paddy Pundaddy! 2. Why don’t leprechauns ever share their gold with Paddy Murphy? They’re a little Gaelic. 3. What did Paddy say when he saw a field of 4-leaf clovers? This must be my lucky daley! 4. How does …
Opera Puns I tried to write an opera about coding, but I couldn’t figure out how to make the Aria interfaces work. The opera singer was struggling to reach the high notes, but she managed to Handel it. My friend got hired to write an opera about baking. It’s going to be a cake walk …
Peacock Puns 1. What do you call a peacock that can’t find his keys? A peaCOCK! 2. Why do peacocks make bad spies? Because they have huge tail feathers! 3. How does a peacock greet his friends? With a “Hi, I’m Pea-cock!” 4. What do you call a peacock who works as a barber? A …