Carpet Puns I was going to get a new carpet, but decided to rug sweep the idea under the table instead. My new carpet has a plush texture. You could say it’s very down to earth. I spilled wine on my light gray carpet. Now it’s maroon. The carpet store had a sale on all …
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Tablet Puns 1. I heard Apple is coming out with a new extra-large tablet for artists. They’re calling it the iPad Pro Create. 2. My friend dropped his tablet and broke it. Now he has to take tablet fragments. 3. Did you hear about the tablet that identifies as a laptop? It’s having an identity …
Camera Puns (10) I was feeling negative so I developed all my camera film upside down. Now all my photos look positive! My friend got frustrated trying to set up his new tripod. I told him to stay calm and camera. The photographer was struggling to carry all his camera equipment up the mountain. It …
Hook Puns 1. What did the pirate say when he lost his hook? Looks like I’m all washed up! 2. Why don’t pirates play cards anymore? Because they’re always standing on the deck! 3. How much did the pirate pay to get his hook sharpened? Just a few buck an ear. 4. Why don’t pirates …
Credit Card Puns 1. I tried to make a purchase but my card was de-clined. 2. My friend got arrested for credit card fraud. He has to pay the price now. 3. I wanted to buy a yacht on credit but I didn’t have enough capital. 4. I dropped my credit card into a big …
Tweezers Puns (10) I was trying to tweeze my eyebrows into a nice shape, but I just couldn’t seem to get a good grip on the situation. My tweezers ran out of battery power so now they’re powerless to tweeze anything. I entered my tweezers into a bodybuilding competition but they didn’t stand a chance. …
Belt Puns 1. I bought a new belt today, but when I got home I realized it was a waist of money. 2. My belt keeps attacking me. It’s very aggressive and keeps lashing out. 3. I was feeling empty inside until I put on my belt. Now I feel whole again. 4. I entered …
Ballpoint Pen Puns (10) 1. I wanted to write a book, but I didn’t have the write stuff. I just needed the right pen! 2. My friend was confused why I carried around so many pens. I said, “It’s just in case I run out of ink!” 3. I brought my favorite pen to the …
Dust pan Puns 1. I bought a new dust pan that came with a mini broom. You could say it’s the little sweeper that could. 2. My dust pan has seen better days. You could say it’s past its prime. 3. I was cleaning up a mess in the kitchen when my dust pan broke. …
Pocket Knife Puns (15) 1. I was looking for my pocket knife yesterday but couldn’t find it. I guess you could say it was a cutlery emergency. 2. My friend got me a pocket knife for my birthday. I told him, “Thanks a blade!” 3. Did you hear about the angry pocket knife? It had …
