Lighthouse Puns (20) 1. I heard the lighthouse keeper was looking for some new reading light. I suggested he get a booklight. 2. The lighthouse had to take a day off because it was feeling a little lightheaded. 3. Why was the lighthouse angry at the ship? It kept giving him the cold shoulder. 4. …
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Jobs Puns I wanted to get a job cleaning mirrors but I just couldn’t see myself doing it. I tried to get a job at a bakery but they said I wasn’t bread for it. I went for a job interview to become a garbage man, but they said my CV stinks. I couldn’t concentrate …
Germans Puns 1. Why don’t Germans tell jokes when camping? They prefer intense tents. 2. Why are German streets so clean? They have special sweeping teams. 3. What do you call a German who’s just eaten their dinner? A full sauerkraut. 4. Why do Germans make the best gardeners? They have green thumbs. 5. Why …
Gecko Puns (20) 1. What do you call a gecko who loves music? A gecko phile! 2. Why don’t geckos play basketball? They don’t want to get dribbled on! 3. Why do geckos make great spies? They’re always undercover. 4. What do you call a gecko detective? An investi-gator! 5. Why don’t geckos need maps? …
Game Show Puns 1. I heard the host of Jeopardy got fired. It was a real answer and question situation. 2. The Wheel of Fortune got a flat tire. I guess they should have bought a vowel. 3. The Price is Right models went on strike. I guess the show wasn’t showing them the money. …
Bug Puns (20) What do you call a bug that loves math? A math-ematician! Why don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies. Want to hear a joke about a bee? I’d tell you but you might get stung. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. What do you …
Sandwich Puns 1. I relish a good sandwich pun! 2. What do you call a sandwich that got run over by a car? Flatten-tina Turner. 3. Why don’t sandwiches have locks? They have deadbolts. 4. Why was the sandwich unhappy? It felt inadequate compared to all the fancy burgers. 5. What do you call a …
Bell Puns 1. Why was the bell always late for class? It kept ringing around. 2. Why do bells make such great pranksters? Because they love to ding dong ditch. 3. Why did the bell get detention? For ringing in class. 4. Why don’t bells make good marathon runners? They’re always out of breath. 5. …
Triangle Puns (10) 1. I tried to draw an equilateral triangle but it looks a bit off. I guess I’m just not very well angled. 2. I wanted to make a triangle-shaped photo frame for my wedding photos but couldn’t decide between isosceles and scalene. My fiancée suggested we split the difference and get one …
Library Puns 1. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!” 2. I tried to check out a book on Pavlov’s dogs and classic conditioning from the library. It rang a bell. 3. I went to the library and asked where the self-help section was. The …