India Puns (10) I heard there’s a new yoga studio in Delhi that specializes in poses named after cities. It’s called Namas-train India! What do you call an Indian who loves pasta? A curry muncher! Why do Indians make the best detectives? They’re always on the chai trail. My Indian friend got food poisoning after …
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Hot Dog Puns I relish a good hot dog pun! Want to hear a joke about hot dogs? It’s the wienerest! What do you call a hot dog with a degree? A certified frankfurter! My friend got injured at the hot dog eating contest. He said it was just a weiner pinch. I entered my …
High School Puns (10) What do you call a school’s most boring class? His-tory. Why was the new student late on his first day of high school? He had truancy issues. Why did the high school principal monitor the hallways? To keep an eye out for shenanigans. Why do high school students enjoy chemistry class? …
Henway Puns 1. What do you call a hen that lays eggs on the farm but also works a 9 to 5 job in the city? A hen-commuter! 2. Why did the hen cross the road? To prove she wasn’t chicken! 3. What do you call a hen that stars in blockbuster action movies? A …
Hat Puns I was feeling down so I bought a new hat. You could say it lifted my spirits. The haberdashery is having a sale on caps. You can get them for half off. My friend accidentally sat on my favorite hat and crushed it. I guess you could say he took it hard. I …
Groundhog Day Puns (15) 1. What do you call a groundhog who doubles as a meteorologist? A weather hog! 2. Why don’t groundhogs ever run out of weather predictions? They have unlimited forepaw-cast abilities! 3. Why did the groundhog refuse to come out of his hole? He was feeling a bit burrowed out! 4. What …
Ford Puns (20) 1. I was looking for a new car, but I couldn’t a-Ford one. 2. My friend bought a Ford Focus, but he has trouble staying Focused while driving. 3. I wanted an electric car, but when I saw the price I lost Focus. 4. I named my Ford truck “Lightning” because it’s …
Florida Puns (20) 1. I heard Florida is changing its name to Flow Rida because everyone is leaving the state. 2. Why did the oranges quit their jobs and move out of Florida? They couldn’t stand being squeezed every day. 3. Florida’s state flower is the flower with its petals missing…it got blown away in …
Popcorn Puns 1. I wanted to make a pun about popcorn, but it would just be corny. 2. What do you call an ear of popcorn that skips school? A popcorn truant! 3. Why was the popcorn late to work? It got stuck in traffic jam. 4. I entered my pet popcorn in a beauty …
Balloons Puns (18) What do you call a balloon that gets easily upset? A hot air balloon. How does a balloon get around? On its helium copter. Why was the balloon invited to the party? It adds to the atmosphere. Why don’t balloons like ice cream? It gives them brain freeze! What do you call …