Thursday Puns 1. I heard Thursday is offering a new cologne called Eau My Gosh It’s Thursday Already! 2. What did one Thursday say to the other Thursday? I’ll see you next week! 3. Thursday got in trouble for eating too many Sundays. It just wanted more weekend! 4. Thursday always works hard and looks …
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Umbrella Puns 1. I’m really bad at puns, but I have an umbrell-ability to get better. 2. My friend was bummed when his umbrella broke, but I told him not to get bent out of shape over it. 3. Did you hear about the angry umbrella? It had a bad temper. 4. I wanted to …
Psychology Puns (12) I tried to make a joke about classical conditioning, but I just ended up pavlovian it. Freud was asked about his favorite drink. He replied, “I don’t recall any beverage in particular, but I’ve always had an unresolved id tea complex.” Did you hear about the new restaurant called Gestalt? Their motto …
Bride Puns I heard the bride was panning on wearing white gold for the wedding. I guess you could say she has expensive taste. The bride asked the wedding planner to make sure the aisle was extra wide. She didn’t want to bridle her excitement when walking down it. The bride’s gown had a long …
Parrot Puns 1. Why was the parrot wearing camouflage? He didn’t want to be spotted! 2. What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygone! 3. Why don’t parrots ever get hungry? Because they can always find a cracker! 4. How does a parrot surf the internet? They use their poly search engine! …
Beach Puns (30) I’m not a fan of the sand on the beach. It gets everywhere! I guess you could say I’m not a fan of da sand. The beach is a great place to relax. You can just coast along. My friend got buried in the sand at the beach. Luckily we were able …
Paint Puns What kind of paint covers your face? Make-up! I wanted to paint my bedroom but couldn’t decide on a color. It was a real pigment of my imagination. Did you hear about the can of paint that got arrested? It was charged with a salt and battery. Why are painters so messy? They’re …
Mickey Mouse Puns (15) 1. What do you call it when Mickey Mouse gets mad? A Mickey Tantrum! 2. Why doesn’t Mickey Mouse need a watch? Because he’s got a minute hand! 3. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho Cheese! Mickey Mouse loves nacho cheese. 4. Why can’t Mickey Mouse …
Here are 65 funny letter jokes for your listicle “65 Funny Letter Jokes”: Letter Puns What kind of letter won’t you find in the post office? A love letter! Why did the letter Q beat up the letter R? Because R ticked Q off! Why was the letter H so excited to go to the …
Killer Whale Puns (20) 1. What do you call a killer whale that loves math? An orca-nizer! 2. Why don’t killer whales ever get cold? They have blubber jackets! 3. What do you call a killer whale detective? A porpoise investigator! 4. Why do killer whales make great philosophers? They’re always pondering fin-dom! 5. What …