Synchronized Swimming Puns 1. What did the synchronized swimmer say when she couldn’t find her nose clip? I better surface before I drown! 2. Why was the synchronized swimmer always late for practice? She was caught in the current events. 3. What did the synchronized swimmer do when she got a leg cramp? She called …
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Spelling Bee Puns (15) 1. I wanted to enter the spelling bee, but the organizers told me I’m not eligible because I’m an adult. I guess I’m just too grown up to spell. 2. I heard they had to cancel the spelling bee this year because of budget cuts. It was quite the financial spelling …
South Africa Puns 1. I heard South Africa is opening a new restaurant called the Apart-bite Café. 2. Did you hear about the new South African boy band? They’re called Boks of Chocolate. 3. Why did the springbok cross the road? To get to the other Safari! 4. What do you call an angry crowd …
Siamese Twins Puns (25 jokes) 1. What do you call Siamese twins who share the same middle name? Conjoined twins! 2. What do you call Siamese twins that don’t get along? A pair of odds. 3. Why don’t Siamese twins ever go on solo trips? They literally can’t be separated! 4. Why do Siamese twins …
Shirt Puns 1. I ordered a new shirt online but when it arrived, it was too big. What a waist! 2. I was looking for a new shirt to wear to work but couldn’t find any I liked. I guess I’ll just have to make dew. 3. My friend was bragging about his expensive new …
Roof Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about roofs, but the story was over my head. 2. What do you call roof tiles that have fallen off? Missing shingles. 3. Why are metal roofs so noisy when it rains? They’re making a lot of clatter. 4. The roofer started telling jokes while …
Post Office Puns (15) I wanted to mail my friend some pasta in Italy, but the post office said it wouldn’t deliver. I guess they don’t ship ravioli. I asked the post office for a book of stamps with pictures of computers on them, but they said those are email stamps. My friend got arrested …
Patty Whack Puns 1. I tried to get my friend Patty to hit me gently, but she gave me a patty whack. 2. I was feeling down so I asked my friend Patty for a pat on the back, but she gave me a patty whack instead. 3. I asked the butcher for a pound …
Soccer Puns 1. I used to be addicted to soccer, but I finally kicked the habit. 2. What do you call a soccer player who got fired from their team? An ex-striker! 3. Why can’t you tell a joke while playing soccer? Because the ball is always in your court! 4. I bet the soccer …
Skiing Puns 1. I wanted to go heli-skiing, but the prices were too steep. 2. The ski resort was so crowded, it was a powder keg ready to explode. 3. The beginner skier kept falling on her bunny slopes. She was having a crummy day. 4. The ski instructor told us to pizza instead of …