Black Friday Puns 1. I heard Black Friday is getting rebranded to Red Eye Friday this year since everyone will be up all night shopping! 2. The day after Thanksgiving should be called “Buyer’s Remorse Day.” 3. I asked my friend if she was ready for Black Friday shopping and she said, “I’m just trying …
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Pi Day Puns (20) 1. I tried making a pi pie for Pi Day, but it came out all crust. 2. My friend got me a Pi Day card. It was very thoughtful of him to go the full circumference. 3. I was going to bake a pie for Pi Day, but I realized I’m …
Hanukkah Puns 1. What do you call a dreidel made out of bacon? A hanukkebel. 2. Why did the menorah get arrested? It was caught littering. 3. I was going to tell a joke about Hanukkah presents but decided not to gift wrap it. 4. Why couldn’t the Jewish boy play hockey? He kept getting …
Ham Puns (10 jokes) What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! Why don’t pigs like baseball? They’re afraid to get hit by the b-ham. Why did the pig go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a ham actor. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a pig? …
Periodic Table Puns 1. I asked my friend if he knew all the elements on the periodic table. He said, “Just Barium.” 2. Why was the element scared to bond with others? It had social Argon. 3. What do you call an elements fan club? A fandomenium. 4. What do you call elements that like …
Succulent Puns 1. What do you call a sleepy succulent? A nap-tus! 2. Why was the succulent plant so popular at the party? It was the life of the cactus! 3. How does a succulent stay connected? Through its wifi-ber! 4. What did the succulent say when it was time for bed? Aloe vera tired! …
Biology Puns 1. I took my biology final last week and I think I nailed the fungi questions! My friend said she bombed it and was lichen herself to a foot fungus. 2. Our biology professor told us we needed to get more fiber in our diets. I told him we have plenty of mitochondria. …
Mountain Puns (15) I wanted to climb Mount Everest, but I got cold feet. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious. Mountains aren’t just hill areas. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff. Did you hear about the mountain range that got married? It had a rocky relationship. My friend wanted to …
Candy Puns 1. What do you call a sad piece of candy? A blue M&M. 2. Why was the gum cross? It was chewed out. 3. What do you call a snake that loves candy? A snickers snake. 4. Why did the candy corn get married in June? Because it was the sweetest month! 5. …
Pigeon Puns What do you call a pigeon that can break dance? A hip hop-opotamus! Why don’t pigeons ever get lost? They always know the coo! What do you call a pigeon who’s also a talented singer? A coo-per! My friend wanted to dress up like a pigeon for Halloween but couldn’t find a good …