Joel Osteen Puns 1. What do you call Joel Osteen’s sermons? Joel-speel. 2. Why does Joel Osteen smile all the time? Because he’s inosteengood mood. 3. What do you call a book by Joel Osteen about dental care? Joel O-clean. 4. Why did Joel Osteen get arrested at the airport? He was caught smuggosteening contraband …
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Investigator Puns (12) 1. I heard the private investigator only takes cold hard cash. No checks. He has a strict no deposit, no return policy. 2. The private eye knew he was getting close to solving the case when he started to detect a pattern. 3. The detective was trying to figure out what happened …
Introvert Puns 1. I’m so introverted, I play hide and seek alone. 2. I’m such an introvert that when I play chess, I always let my pawns go first. 3. I’m the most introverted kid in my class. You could say I’m in a class all by myself. 4. I’m so introverted, my imaginary friend …
Inflatable Puns 1. I wanted to fly my inflatable airplane, but sadly it was all just hot air. 2. I brought my inflatable raft to the lake, but sadly it sprung a leak. I guess I shouldn’t put all my air into one basket. 3. I wanted to impress my date with an inflatable yacht, …
Hungry Puns (15) 1. I was feeling a little off this morning, but after breakfast I’m okay now. Waffles are just what the doctor ordered! 2. I ate so much pasta last night that I woke up feeling cannelloni this morning. 3. I was craving chocolate so badly that I decided to seize the opportunity …
Hurricane Puns 1. I’m not a big fan of hurricanes. In fact, you could say I find them revolting! 2. The hurricane caused so much damage, it really blew me away. 3. After the hurricane, the city was a real mess. I guess you could say it was in a state of disarray. 4. I …
Hay Puns (15) 1. I went to the farm to get some hay, but when I got there all the bales were gone. The farmer said, “Sorry, no more hay today!” 2. My horse loves to eat hay so much that I call him Mr. Hay Lover. 3. During the hay harvest, the farmer said, …
Grasshopper Puns (15) 1. What do you call a grasshopper who loves to read? A book hopper! 2. Why was the grasshopper always on time? He liked to hop to it! 3. What do you call a grasshopper who works as a DJ? A hip hopper! 4. Why did the grasshopper keep jumping? He liked …
Four Seasons Puns 1. I wanted to stay at the Four Seasons hotel, but they were fully booked for the next year. I guess you could say all their rooms were season-ed out! 2. I heard the Four Seasons hotel got into some legal trouble. Apparently they were being sued for false advertising. Turns out …
Cinnamon Puns 1. I tried to think of a pun about cinnamon, but it was pretty spiceless. 2. What do you call a sad cinnamon roll? A melan-choly! 3. Why was the cinnamon so expensive at the bake sale? It was priceless! 4. My friend got fired from the cinnamon factory. It was totally uncalled …