Superman Puns What do you call a fight between Superman and Batman? A Super Smackdown! Why does Superman get invited to all the best parties? Because he’s a Super-man about town! How does Superman like his steak cooked? Just super, thanks. What did Superman say when he got kicked out of the restaurant? “Well, that’s …
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Stranger Things Puns (15) 1. I heard the new season of Stranger Things takes place in the Upside Down Under. It’s full of Demogorgons trying to eat kangaroos! 2. Why was Eleven sad after finishing season 4 of Stranger Things? She had post-Hawkins depression. 3. What do you call a Demogorgon that escaped from Hawkins …
Sonic The Hedgehog Puns (25) 1. What do you call a slow hedgehog? A Sonic the Snailhog. 2. Why was Sonic sad after finishing a race? He felt so blue. 3. Why does Sonic hate taking naps? He can’t sleep fast enough. 4. What do you call Sonic’s favorite drink? A speedy cola. 5. Why …
Sherlock Holmes Puns (15) 1. I heard Sherlock Holmes started doing stand up comedy. He has a whole set of Sher-jokes. 2. Sherlock Holmes decided to try his hand at baking. He’s become quite the pie-ron. 3. Did you hear about Sherlock Holmes’ brief stint as a priest? He was great at solving mass mysteries. …
Rich Puns I tried to withdraw all my money from the ATM, but it said insufficient funds. How can that be possible when I’m filthy rich? My rich friend got food poisoning from eating caviar that had gone bad. I told him that’s what happens when you eat spoiled riches. The wealthy heiress was showing …
Plumber Puns 1. Why did the plumber get arrested? He was caught pipe-handed! 2. Why are plumbers always so busy? They have a full pipeline of work. 3. What do you call a plumber who won’t stop talking about pipes? A pipe dreamer. 4. Why do plumbers make great detectives? They’re experts at finding the …
Painting Puns What did the painter say when he dropped his supplies? “That’s the easel life!” Why was the painter always late to work? He liked to take his time. What did the painter name his first child? Art. How does a painter freshen their breath? With paint mints! How do you make holy water? …
Optometrist Puns 1. I heard two optometrists got into a fight. It was an eye for an eye. 2. What do you call an optometrist who is running late for work? A myopic chiroptic. 3. Why was the nearsighted optometrist always squinting? He couldn’t see far enough ahead. 4. Why are optometrists great at throwing …
Height Puns 1. I guess you could say my friend is of short stature. You might even call him…low down. 2. My friend was feeling down about his height. I told him to chin up! 3. Did you hear about the vertically challenged criminal? He was brought in on small charges. 4. I used to …
Office Puns I heard two copy machines got married. The reception was incredible! Our office building has toilets on every floor because it’s quite the crapper scraper. The boss caught an employee sleeping at his desk. He said, “You know what they say, early to bed…” The employee responded, “Early to rise?” The boss replied, …